New: @UTAustin spox tells me that the university will "engage in conversations" with local businesses about "options for relocation."
It's the first comment from UT since this TikTok on Poke Bay near campus went viral: https://t.co/CPsmsqXcwR
Sometimes you just have to get in your car, hit the open road and head for adventure... I wrote about a route you might find worth taking sometime.: https://t.co/THQVLqoSDe
Nah homie, you can't stay at my place for #SXSW. This a no 🛋️🏄🏾♂️ zone! Just to be nice though, I'mma give you some alternatives. We family after all. cc #AllMyFriends https://t.co/o0avCYdR3u
Momma told me you could never have too much #SXSW content. Fly with the angels Ma! Your boy still can't carry a tune, but he does know how to listen.
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It's going down Saturday ya'll! Come get hooked up by one of Houston's own heroes for #Thanksgiving! @russellshepard19 has the community's back! Join #themostinterestingmanonradio @JmacGlobal at the NFL star's 3rd Annual Turkey Giveaway and experience #houstonlove! 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
Join JmacGlobal at McDonald's for the Grand Opening at 10777 Beechnut, 77072, tomorrow (Saturday) from 10a - 2p - Bring the kids!!
Get your hands on a Big Mac & 4 Nuggets for $.99 OR a Cheeseburger for $.79
SHOW THE FLYER BELOW FOR FREE SMALL FRIES!!
If you recognize the plates on this Sentra, feel free to let @Austin_Police & @HendrickAuto (BMW South Austin) know! Driver tagged me & my service guy in a hit & run before escaping on SI35 (while nearly wrecking). Report filed.
BREAKING: Emperor Palpatine claims he misspoke while issuing Order 66: "In a key sentence in my remarks, I said 'Wipe them out. All of them. ... The sentence should've been: 'DON'T wipe them out.'" (SINCERE apologies to all of the Jedi who were subsequently murdered.)