21 Cabbage

And on the third tweet, he was risen from the dead

[Attorney Atiny @filteryunho]

#ThankYouPresidentTrump for proving ur trash. if you’re over 18, vote for bernie!!!! you can make a big difference by voting :))

[🍃🤠 @MysteriousMal23]

Me seeing #ThankYouPresidentTrump is trending:😳🤨
Me seeing y’all only roasting the shit outta him:

[PFF @PFF]

🏈6'7"
🏈364lbs
🏈5.11 40-yard dash

Mekhi Becton is an absolute unit that can fly!

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Penn State finishes the season 10-2 and will most likely play in a NY6 Bowl

Never Forget. @AustinNivison

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Minnesota — L
Alabama — L
Ohio State — W

Hello again, New Year’s Six

[Nikko Benson @nikkoabenson]

Last night at intermission, the woman sitting next to me pulls out of her purse not a phone, but an old-school CALCULATOR

And for 15 uninterrupted minutes just adds numbers up. 13+12=25. Clear. 400+500=900. Clear. 27+27=54.

I can’t stop thinking about this

What does she know

[Ms.Abundance 🧜🏾‍♀️💕 @imjessthatraw]

Who job hiring cause my manager teeth just fell out his mouth and my dumb ass screamed and made a scene now we gotta talk before I clock out 😂

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

ARE YOU READY FOR PENN STATE FOOTBALL???

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

As conclusive as you can get.

THIS IS A TOUCHDOWN @NCAA

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

ARE YOU READY FOR PENN STATE FOOTBALL???

[(ar)mani 💫 @manimansun]

@Reynoldsamar1 LMAOOOOOOOO Aight I was trollin but I didn’t know this nigga dad had a vegeta hairline omfg

[(ar)mani 💫 @manimansun]

The rock is only nigga that I think doesn’t say nigga but if he said nigga I would be confused on if he can say nigga but in the end I would be okay if he said nigga because who gone tell that nigga he can’t say nigga

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Apparently they don’t teach grammar at Pitt... 🥴

[Penn State On BTN @PennStateOnBTN]

1,

Number of teams (Oklahoma - 11), in Week 1, that had more plays of 20-plus yards than @PennStateFball (10).

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Hasn’t Idaho been through enough?

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

HEY SUGA! @Kj_hamler

1 DAY UNTIL PENN STATE FOOTBALL!

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Maryland students trying to enjoy cancelled Friday class while their team is down 40 and their school is losing accreditation
https://t.co/QLwsgzOXTz

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[shayne @shaynenicolee]

called my parents yesterday extremely concerned about the hurricane & asked them to take the cats & go up north for the weekend. they assured me they were fine and that no matter what they’d take care of my cats. I got this txt today(yes that’s hose water and no im not amused😂)