Mr Hare

Trying to be more tortoise - but too many tabs open. I’m a storyteller 📚, a world builder 🌍 and a morale-booster 🏋️. Lead Discord mod at @atari

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@AwfulTrader Ahat on earth are you talking about? How do these posts go viral? Are they fake accounts?

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@TheKeeperOfX @Dementez33 // GBOY NEVER DIES //

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Very sad news about Danny Kelly today, who was an absolute giant of sports broadcasting.

Huge kudos to the way @talksport have paid tribute to him. 🫶

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

We are heartbroken to share that our much-loved friend and colleague Danny Kelly has died, aged 69.

A cherished part of talkSPORT for so many years, Danny brought extraordinary wit, warmth and knowledge to our airwaves. His passion for football, music and life was infectious, and his kindness touched everyone around him.

“I love football, Stan. I love it.”

We loved you, Danny. We’ll miss you dearly.

Our thoughts are with Danny’s family, friends and everyone who loved listening to him.

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@process_grey @Zeneca Just the man… I redeemed my grumpls from @dyli_io and they look AMAZING!

Will try to remember to post a pic of them later.

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@process_grey @Zeneca Wait, you’re a bot?

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@TheKeeperOfX @kh4n92 Happy birthday Keeper!

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@VernNotice This just further confirms my suspicions that you are some sort of superhero. 🙌

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@Ken_muchangi @samuelluckhurst “Win titles” 😂

Do you mean “survive relegation”?

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@utdreport Should make for an interesting 12 months

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Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello

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@OWaniDandiengs Nonsense btw

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@BanterKhitchen You lost to Sunderland. They’re bottom of the table. Your time to talk has finished for the weekend, friend. 🤣

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If Man United go and beat Villa this could go down as the worst tweet of all time…

#COYS

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@UTDTrey Let's laugh at spurs 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're back to the level of Manchester united

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@UtdDitu You know you’re second bottom of the table?

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@yotdog69 Fuggy?

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@r1OP3 Honestly, be quiet

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Floor is lava… Kaiju style🔥

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@MrWolfEth @TheDouble6 @TheDouble6 is a top-tier legend

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There’s no middle ground here. People are either not paying attention properly or not running it forward far enough in their own minds.

It may be a slow death, but either Man City or the Premier League are finished.

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I find it bizarre that so many people believe Man City will be getting a simple relegation.

Step back from the Commission’s decision and look at the holistic implication of what it says…

That, over the course of 8 years, Manchester City’s executives and board directors undertook multiple endeavours of systematic cheating on a massive scale, requiring criminal acts involving: false accounting, fraud, and conspiracy to defraud.

The impact was vast and undoubtedly fully corrupted the integrity of the Premier League for over a decade, irreparably damaging the league, its brand, its participants, its partners, and its fans.

Once discovered, they stone-walled, obfuscated and misled regulators, even committing further criminal acts to avoid justice, including: perjury, forgery, and perverting the course of justice.

To action these criminal feats, they needed to have leveraged state powers of the UAE, to which they clearly have full access and control.

And even now, when they have been found guilty, they continue to deny and delay, undertaking as much lawfare as is open to them.

The Commission has a duty to issue sanctions that will protect the ongoing integrity of the league. This is made explicit in precedent.

Relegation, very clearly, does not achieve that objective.

It has always been obvious that the club must be expelled if it is not sold to new, independent owners.

There is no alternative sanction that can protect the league from such malign and powerful actors.

Given the Commission lacks the power to enforce such a sanction, I suspect they refer the matter to the IFR and apply significant sanctions that will keep Man City out of the league long enough for the IFR to act.

Given the Premier League is yet to charge Man City for seasons 2018/19 - 2025/26, that also offers further leverage to ensure the objective is met.

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@blknoiz06 You’re going to be hilarious in hindsight