Jesus H. Strawman

meh.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@NellCarter2023 Proud of you buddy. Hopefully your crank is the same size.

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Another pitcher pulled just 7 innings short of a perfect game

what is the sport coming to

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

What happened? Middle relievers learned to throw 99 or the nastiest breaking ball you’ve ever seen.

The tradeoff flipped. Keeping your starter in became the risk. Going to the bullpen became the easy choice.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@TruuuuuIsMyQB @Noahp245 When you’re not throwing enough strikes why would anyone chase? Command and swing and miss are related.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

The USA can still advance to the round of 8 if Mike Pence has the courage.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@Pogojar @notgaetti @BigLeagueDigest @theaceofspaeder @TheWARmonger_ @JessicaDBrand @CodifyBaseball @shegone03 @VandyonTigers @OfficialMLBRFC @WillClark22 @threeinningfan Yeah. I had Tommy John. It’s not pitch counts. For every Nolan Ryan there’s a Sandy Koufax. Back in the old days they just washed out and we never heard from them again. Medicine has evolved. They do more because it’s easier.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@notgaetti @mike_petriello "the way we did it years ago" like progress is evil is certainly a hill to die on.

We used to smoke cigarettes and think it helped our lungs too. Should probably go back to that "realm of possibility."

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@SDJfiveK Why are you the way you are?

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@Tboner1285 @mike_petriello @VandyonTigers Separate argument. Separate conversation. “How would hitters know the pitchers are throwing harder?”

Because guys like Machado have been playing long enough to notice that guys throw harder now than in the beginning of their careers.

Asked and answered, counselor.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@Tboner1285 @mike_petriello @VandyonTigers Because it doesn't take 20 years to know the pitchers are throwing harder. Guys like Manny Machado who have been around or 15 years acknowledge pitchers are throwing harder than when he entered the league.

https://t.co/SCscziTmZX

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@NellCarter2023 @89166patriot @BearsTownGuy69 @SDJfiveK @GovPritzker It’s more likely than not that it’s his parent’s house because his ex-wife and kids hate his guts.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@89166patriot @NellCarter2023 @BearsTownGuy69 @SDJfiveK @GovPritzker I’d bet the mortgage you haven’t seen your cock since 2016.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@JMikeMLB Why is it the worst players who have such a problem with players today?

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@gfclark89 @SDJfiveK Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction!

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@CGiovatella @SDJfiveK Why did retard get capitalized? Just wondering.

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@therealbdejesus What’s your handle? Let’s play online!

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

In collaboration with @UnderArmour, Gunnar Henderson delivered a pair of custom Orioles-themed cleats to Declan, a youth baseball player born with a rare leg length discrepancy 🧡

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

A Dutch fan refused a tray and somehow carried 26 pints by himself

[Jesus H. Strawman @RecoveringProf]

@aubrey_huff Seek help. Seek therapy,Aubrey.