Darren Cooke

Chartered Financial Planner, helping clients realise their life and financial plans. Notable nobody in the advice profession

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@huwzat @dgriffinpix Why would an American politician be umpiring a village cricket game?

#joke

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@Margare27461789 @archer_rs They didn't vote for him to be there though. He has the requisite number of MP's only becuase of those that were voted in as Conservatives and then defected to reform. Only 4 current MP's were actually elected as Reform MP's.

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@ka12topglazer @SkySportsF1 correct, but you said he was consistently fastest and he hasn't been since those first few races. Even then George lost out in Japan becuase of the saftey car and his engine blew in Canada when he was leading

Easy to be quicker when you drive a different track #tracklimits

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@DeporCampeao @SkySportsF1 Helped by a red flag, a VSC and Merc giving Russell the crap strategy

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@ka12topglazer @SkySportsF1 Erm, he hasn't. Take out the first 6-8 races, where Merc just had by far the quickest car, and he wouldn't be leading the championship.

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@TryingToBeYou @AfonsoLimao_ @SkySportsF1 I did the sums a couple of races ago and the gap would have ony been 3 points at that time.

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@strandedinNI @archer_rs 99

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Interestingly, when I Google PSA the first response is Prostrate Specifc Antigen

A high PSA level generally indicates cancer and he is certain a cancer on the arse of America

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@DukeBelle No, its all Chalres fault because he cant stand being beaten by Lewis

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@David_J_Bond @AngelaRayner @JohnHealey_MP Really? You posted over a year ago he was selling them in June 2025. So either that was a lie, or this is.

Or your son doesn't have 5 BTL properties to sell at all

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@DanNeidle There will be the one magic bean Entrepreneur who manages to qualify somewhere

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@JulianOD @RosieDuffield1 @hope_sapphire @Telegraph No, the house does not sit all MPs so the rest attending stand.

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@archer_rs I tripped yesterday on a loose paver and I'm sure I saw a Mossad agent in the bushes with a spade

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@archer_rs If you were talking about property in Barking I'm sure the dog is an expert

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@LamboMicky @FundmentHQ This was a year ago

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London bound for @FundmentHQ Adviser Edge event

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@archer_rs I don’t even want to visit the US while the orange idiot is in charge.

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@Itsallnuts2 Yes, you are wrong

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@1974PJM @IsobellaUK @RhonddaBryant A Daily Express headline

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@SeanFOXAfcw @JoeDagger11 @electionmapsuk @WillCalverleyUK @Ipsos_in_the_UK And over cooks Labour