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@AndyMitten @lauriewhitwell You’re honestly my favourite Pokémon

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@CCTransfers16 Definitely a top bloke 👊🏽

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@AdamJoseph Honestly I shudder to think of how the media would have behaved if we had spent like this at all, especially if we failed to win the league.

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@KarlChambers87 @AdamJoseph @CCTransfers16 His agents are shopping him around and he’s agitating for a move by some accounts, so ~£65m - 70m imo. Certainly not £100m.

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@cagiago_ Pedro would be in orbit 😂

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@cfcldnadvocatee @wossa_3 😂😂😂

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@thePoS_007 @hosang Presumably this (option 2D?) is the most likely approach? Their MO seems to be to use debt wherever they can.

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@FrankEra_ @FabrizioRomano Sad times for Pletti.

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@FrankEra_ @FabrizioRomano Fingers crossed 🤞

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@CCTransfers16 Would’ve been a prime opportunity to keep a bit of dignity and just say “you know what, fair play, they managed to keep Haaland quiet”. Doubled down instead.

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@AmorimEra Does chido count as academy?

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@AmorimEra 💯

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@_UTDfelix Losing.

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@ConfusedUnited @samuelluckhurst They already briefed “small injury” via the Man Utd app.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

🚨😳 | BREAKING:

There’s a BROKEN relationship between United players and the club legends.

The players feel that the legends of all people, should understand the pressure of playing for United but instead, they’re constantly criticizing them.

Some players even believe the Class of ’92 don’t want United to succeed because it protects their own legacy.

They don’t even want to be interviewed by them on TV anymore, and the relationship has been really bad.

[@MailSport]

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@elonmusk UK law means that publicly agreeing with / stating this fact makes you and the @StateDept extreme right wing terrorists.

@UKLabour @10DowningStreet should obviously revise this definition but won’t.

Conversations about 2 tier policing in the UK continue but if the government follows its own rules as the public are expected to, then presumably @StateDept officials and @elonmusk will be prosecuted on their next visit to the UK.

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@UtdArts1 Great thread, thanks

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@MoyesB0y Makes you think though, they really haven’t come on all that much.

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2 United players in the top 5 👀

[Scott Willis 🏆 @scottjwillis]

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