RedFaceGolf

A place for all us #Golfers who will never be professionals. We shank, we slice but we never give up. #madness

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

Ok I confess I don't know who Ed Sheeran is. I know he has songs but never listened to them. In fact I don't believe I ever want to.

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

sorry #cancer patients but thks 2 @DailyMailUK & #brexit numpties u cld b screwed. https://t.co/njPCvz786I

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

Watching Peter Kayd Comedy shuffle. Had no idea Waltet White was the lead singer in James

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

"interview with THE vampire" yes THE not A #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

"last night u were so pissed u came in2 my room & pissed in my wardrobe" I believe it was the toilet #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

"I swear I only had a couple of pints officer" #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

Always believed when Luke discovered #DarthVader was his father he said "get the fuck out of here" #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

"Hello Clarice" from Silence of the lambs or should that be "good morning" #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

Rubix cube right? Wrong it's Rubik cube #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

#matrix Moroheus never said "what if I were to tell you..." #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

#C3PO was all gold right? Wrong check out his right leg #MandelaEffect

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

Loving the #MandelaEffect nothing to do with #cern. lawyers use it all the time & easily explained but bringing up wonderful stuff.

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

Oi #FlatEarth believers watch and listen. And no James May is not in on the consoiracy u so believe.https://t.co/aLb4GHWSG8

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

dear twitter users just randomly spewing out hashtags & usernames does not a coherent sentence make. #makeSense

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

if u haven't seen @TheCrownNetflix u must every1 is superb but hats off 2 @JohnLithgow 4 superb portrayal of Winston Churchill. #bingewatch

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

2 peregrine falcons nest atop the Tate Modern gallery #london. their names are Amy & Sheldon @bigbangtheory

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

heart goes out 2 @susannareid100 sounds like she had little sleep then has 2 work with an insufferable 2 faced prat. https://t.co/DoPwHl0YvF

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

So @susannareid100 & I had six hours sleep between us (separately...) last night. Could be a long morning. @GMB #hayfeverhell

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

i believe in equal rights but not #Feminism. Us men don't talk about boobs all day, we talk about #golf, work the normal things, & joke.

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

if u believe in #FlatEarth u deserve 2 have your right 2 vote revoked on a/c of you being 2 thick 2 understand the basics seriously.

[RedFaceGolf @RedFaceGolf]

Can't believe @TalkTalk sent me a leaflet trying 2 convince me 2 move 2 them. No F***·king chance. Worst ISP ever.