AndyR

Slightly overweight, balding delivery guy, at your service...

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma Wal mart sells “massagers” now too. Some stores have them under lock and key. Poor people need organisms too I guess.

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma punch 23 and me for proving just how many kids’ dads aren’t really the dad…#punch

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma that white cloud comment can’t be any worse than Keith olbermann always mentioning NASCAR great Dick Trickle’s finishing position after EVERY race on sportscenter. #winnersdowhattheywant

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma graduated 94, from west side. hell we got sent home for wearing steel toe boots.

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma BASEBALL CUCK. That is amazing. Cmon thunderdome, let’s get #baseballcuck trending…

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@ianmiles When your wife finds the receipt that shows what you actually paid for your new gun

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma punch the “trainer” that can’t wait to point out my mistakes but can’t explain how to fix them. #letmexplainassface

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma that old commie Bernie Sanders was kicked out of commune back in the day. Ironic. How useless does one have to be to get kicked from a commune… #socialismsucks

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma punch the stupid dadgum sonofabiscuit planning program that is not working and preventing me from doing my one job… #punchANDasswhip at the same time

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma Japanese fans at the World Cup would disagree with y’all. As for me I say only commies would make a pregnant mom clean up her kid’s mess on a plane #iblametrumpforthis

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow get @biggestpuma a taqueria Jalisco #12 shirt to wear to that tcu game. #puro

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@jimrome absolutely nothing wrong with hot dogs flying around, signed Larry Brown’s crank in a gym locker room

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@jimrome Dennis Rodman thinks draymond green’s behavior on the court is excessive

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would totally give it to my jefita to keep it away from my wife.

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow found your next ‘Stros jersey…

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow @biggestpuma I fully expect a well-lubricated Taylor for the show. In fact I demand it. Drop an F-bomb or three then blame the alcohol. #lateforworkagain

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow don’t know about u but for me beer prices are so high at sports events, who can afford to drink past the 7th inning? #$12perbeer

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow what’s worse, them 80s rangers or the dam Atlanta braves that were ALWAYS losing on TBS…? #dalemurphy #jeffblauser forever

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow punch Taylor’s dentist’s receptionist for scheduling his “appointment” during a dang show. #goldgrill

[AndyR @RedLima6]

@MikeTaylorShow so when do you get your gold grill in from “the dentist?” #goldgrill #poop