Philp Lee’s fatter and less attractive cousin

Folky, JUNIOR. Card carrying communist. All tweets own, and all that guff. My political career was built on the ability to organise a ceilidh. He/him

[Philp Lee’s fatter and less attractive cousin @RedMendipBoy]

I considered changing my Twitter handle to “Dr Thabo Miller” to show support for the #ImmodestWomen but realised that would kind of defeat the point. Therefore, as I have a Bachelor of Medicine, I shall be “Bachelor Miller” and encourage male colleagues to do the same #HeForShe

[Dr Kash @Kashus27]

Madness that doctors seem to be no longer allowed to follow up the patients they see on shift to see how they did and see what they could have done better.

Lucky we still have the magic curtains between the bed spaces to preserve patient confidentiality eh?

[James Marriott ⚠️ @moremarriott]

I heard someone refer to the train down to Brighton as the LGBT (London Gatwick Brighton Train) and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Can the far-right explain how this is possible?

After all, they keep telling us the government has banned anyone from putting up flags outside their own homes.

[Mike Henley 🤨 @trentconsultant]

As so often I agree with Louella. @SwordsFrankie hard to imagine there has been consultation in this with working Drs, the examples are especially poor. Could @NHSEngland look again and consult please?

[Philp Lee’s fatter and less attractive cousin @RedMendipBoy]

@OWS1892 “helpfully”… 🤔

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Already more than Farage has ever done

COUNT BINFACE FOR CLACTON

[Philp Lee’s fatter and less attractive cousin @RedMendipBoy]

@SebPillon Oh, completely agree. Wasn’t disagreeing with your general point at all 👍

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

You disgraceful old wanker @RupertLowe10

16 children and their teacher were murdered.

Anyone working class who thinks this posh twit complaining that he can’t shoot his “clay pigeons” anymore is a good potential leader needs to grow up and realise he IS the establishment.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal @patrick_kidd

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

When it is, of course, actually the right time to degrade the victims of a child massacre in Dunblane, right, Ru?

[Philp Lee’s fatter and less attractive cousin @RedMendipBoy]

@iamtomskinner I mean, she famously wasn’t anyone’s mum or grandmother

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

A puerile delusional unfunny comedy candidate with absurdist uncosted policies, who spouts adolescent nonsense, constantly talks rubbish, and who won't do a fucking thing for the people of #Clacton, standing in an unnecessary by-election. And Count Binface.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Wow, Farage really will do ANYTHING to deflect from his financial scandal.

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

If Farage was to lose the Clacton by-election, would he blame family voting again?

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

🚨KRYTEN UNMASKED🚨 I’ve been doing some research, and Kryten from Red Dwarf isn’t actually a robot. It’s a guy called Robert Llewellyn who is an actor! The BBC are laughing at us.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

If elected, Count Binface may face a parliamentary standards investigation after it’s revealed he often makes collections on the wrong day