Captain Canada

Good Canadian kid tryna live up to stereotype. 33. Plumber. Gamer. Dog Dad to my main man and our little land piranha. Puns always intended. He/him.
AC ❤️

[Captain Canada @RedNWhiteUnite]

Shit my roommates said while gaming:

"You guys wanna play neopets?"
"Fuck warzone. Let's go back to Habbo Hotel"

[Captain Canada @RedNWhiteUnite]

Kinda

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Hey guys I'm back

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If you're bored, come watch my friend stream. You can listen to me rage in the background https://t.co/NTstbcvw8R

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@canadianrvt @_andrealizc Everytime I'm rolling a joint,I find a Georgia or a Cheeseburger hair lol, they're everywhere

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@_andrealizc

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@JigReeper @megsandbacon2 It's so relieving though

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

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@_andrealizc I love you 😘❤️

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This year for our annual secret santa, I'm making coasters. I'm pretty stoked about them lol

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Come to the dark side and follow me if you want

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@frkldwolf I'm worth the effort

[Captain Canada @RedNWhiteUnite]

Come to the dark side and follow me if you want

[Captain Canada @RedNWhiteUnite]

@kendallrosexox Followed back!

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@NewKindOfClown Lol yeah I bought the car used and have had some problems starting it lol

I swapped the battery today and that helped but I wasn't sure wtf that was lol

I appreciate the help!

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If someone could tell me wtf this is, I'd appreciate it

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@NewKindOfClown Lol can I take it out?

[Captain Canada @RedNWhiteUnite]

I am straight up struggling today