You’re not a real New Yorker unless you were born here, except immigrants, because this is a city of immigrants, except rich immigrants, because that’s gentrification, except Zohran Mamdani, because
To all of you New Yorkers, the New York Knicks are worth $10 billion dollars. If we dissolved the franchise we could use that money to end world hunger. Stop celebrating greed.
elon could solve world hunger literally this second
all he has to do is full stack dump all his shares, cause a stock market recession, wipe out trillions, delete tens of thousands of jobs, and then he'll be able to fund the federal government for about 18 minutes