Maximus

Maximus Decimus Meridius |
Lord of the Chimps

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

Good news everyone!

I no longer want the invaders (immigrants) deported...

Lets have a WHITE BOY SUMMER!!!

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@2AthePunkWay No dude, I just take care of my shit really well. I'm like you fucking barbarians.

Believe it or not, I've lived my entire life and I have never once cracked the screen on my phone, ever.

Y'all are just clumsy!

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@2AthePunkWay I would argue most of my guns are virgins because I'm the only owner of them.

I was the first person to put the first round through it. No previous owners.

You wouldn't call your girlfriend a whore just because she lost her virginity to you?

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@2AthePunkWay 😂😂😂

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@2AthePunkWay Why do I have to drop my gun down a gravel hill and never clean the carbon or brass off it for people think I actually use it?

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@2AthePunkWay I like my guns like I like my women...

Virgins!

😋

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@gemmasterian @_jackie011 @UKFREEDOMUNITE 😂😂😂

Ashly Anderson of you wanna see what she's up to now...

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@2AthePunkWay

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@2AthePunkWay Do you shower?

Because it sounds like you don't clean your guns.

So now I'm wondering if you shower or bathe at all?

Do you?

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@gemmasterian @_jackie011 @UKFREEDOMUNITE Just 1 divorce 😂

Trust me, you don't want to meet that bitch 😂

She's a porn star now!

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@LavaGS @_jackie011 @UKFREEDOMUNITE A binary trigger is capable of firing a weapon system as fast as it is physically capable of firing.

Anything you can achieve with an auto sear and shims can be done with a binary with just enough skill.

Unlike you though, I have variable rates of fire.

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@heavenlyf33t @_jackie011 @UKFREEDOMUNITE 😂😂😂😂

That made me LOL 😂

You're cool!

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@2AthePunkWay

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@2AthePunkWay This is probably worth more than your car 😂

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@TheGenCatton @YF23Stan If I was as dumb as you think, then none of my guns would cycle.

You're talking to an AI developer here dumbfuck.

If you think you're smarter than me, you got another one coming 😂

[Maximus @RedRocketReport]

@AlexGlexden @YF23Stan @TheGenCatton I probably own more ammo right now than you've ever shot in your entire life.

But go ahead, tell me more about what I do 😂

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@gemmasterian @_jackie011 @UKFREEDOMUNITE 30 faggot 😂

You can speak lies all you want...

But it doesn't change the fact that you're saying things that are just simply untrue.

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@TheGenCatton @AlexGlexden @YF23Stan These conversations are really teaching me how retarded some people actually are...

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@2AthePunkWay Okay, so then without actually shooting each other with real guns, how do you propose that we test each other's marksman skills against each other?

Do you prefer airsoft like a little bitch?

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@heavenlyf33t @_jackie011 @UKFREEDOMUNITE I wasn't supposed to be choking my chicken to that?