MidnightCaller

#INTJ & a Good Human

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

My therapist told me to smoke, wanted to prescribe Xanax and told me to drink. All at once.

Literally.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@LibertarianTwin No you don’t.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@ClaymoreJ79 Trump official now?

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@remylovely That is one smooth operator. Sexy motherfucker...

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

I really miss President David Palmer.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

Another sleepless night.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

It’s spelled whorefrost today because well, you are.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@JJRossReaders I grew mine 13 months ago and will never shave again.

[Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @LeahsLounge]

Thanks reality, but tequila is less judgmental.

[Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @LeahsLounge]

Men who can fix things are sexy as fuck.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

Just laying here awake. Who’s up?

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@remylovely That’s a word...?

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

I finally finished all the seasons of YouTube. Now what?

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@gingerbrigade1 @_BurnsWhenIPee Moscato

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@IDeclareClaire I love strong legs and a booty on a lady.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@aria_hawthorne Yes. There’s a new place in Golden Valley that sells them.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Saw the Oscar hosting gig on Craig's list today.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

Kinda wanna get a sleeve tattoo, kinda wanna bake Christmas cookies.

I’m versatile like that.

[Eileen Mary O’Connell @i_Lean]

Life is too short to pretend that white chocolate is great.

[MidnightCaller @RedScorpioMoon]

@nhhotwife Yes please.