Gremory

You're probably here because you hate something I did but like... just chill out bro, this is a fake reality!

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@RedSoxMVP @BostonStrong_34 @WEEI He isn't taking a job because of the same reason as always. He wants to be a father to his kids.

He's always said once they're grown up and gone he'd consider it, but he's father first now.

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@Ryan_Parkerrr Great see ya later.

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@VinnysCorner1 Dustin Pedroia

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@TheHurricaneBen @ILoveSmokyMtns But Vargas being mispositioned and also armbarring is okay?

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@FitzyMoPena Quitting my job so I'm available!

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@wilyerforever Guerrero on here is wild

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@jpramuntos @theblockspot Oh no guys I found the Yankee fan!

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@theblockspot Shohei also doesn't throw no-hitters.

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@AnnoyedSoxFan Getting on base has more value than hitting for power in WAR projections.

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@OleTimeHardball Ortiz. Works every time!

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@kelechi_xo Ew he's a Yankees fan?!

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@EM_Creates @Dodgers Yeahhhh that's a no for me dawg

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@DIAS Hollywood has a lot to do with it.

A bunch of egomaniacs and failed stars that are now still egomaniacs but also poor and mad, all living in one place.

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@ConnerRedSox Nice typo 🤣

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@RangerApologist Ted William not a goat? The fuck?

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@soxbart Abso-fucking-lutely NOT

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@OleTimeHardball Only if he wears a Red Sox hat. Yes, it's petty 🙂

He owes it to us for all the injuries 😭

[Gremory @RedSoxGamer]

@TheOmniZaddy 100% can confirm this

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@BBGreatMoments You could also simultaneously say that Cy Young was the worst pitcher of all time 🤣

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@Rob_Shenanigans As a Red Sox fan, the Yankees fit all three categories 🙂