Lindsey Brumley

just Jesus

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Here I thought Kaity had it in the bag the whole season 🥴 #bachelor #BachelorNation

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Jake Gyllenhaal is about to have a really hard few months. #RedTaylorsVersion #SpiderManNoWayHome

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@kirbysaurusrex I’m so sorry I didn’t know it was yours!!! Someone sent it to me probably not long after you posted it and I loved it!! I didn’t even know it was yours!!! But I tagged you in it so everyone can know that you’re the comedian behind it and not me:)

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credit @kirbysaurusrex

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Me tonight during #WomenTellAll

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Best advice I’ve ever been given is don’t do wifey stuff for men who deserve ravioli in a can

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You can’t change the past but you can definitely change the menu back the way it was, Taco Bell. We’re all getting sick of your crap

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I hate it when I’m playing among us and I finally get to be the imposter and I don’t even get to kill anyone before the game ends :(((

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I don’t want to hear a single person complain about Christmas being celebrated too early, this year has been a dumpster fire, let us be merry

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Ask me how happy I am about becoming a children’s emergency department nurse!!!!!!!

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Dalton state won’t cancel class for snow or flooding but they cancel graduation for clouds????

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You’re only as pretty as you treat people

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Me: it’s gonna be a good day

Anxiety: it’s like you don’t even care about what happened in third grade anymore

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why would I wear my cute clothes when I can wear the same nike shorts and oversized T-shirt that goes down to my mid thigh everyday

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I just got chewed out by a Karen at Dollar General for asking for cash back

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Fall in love with someone who doesn’t make you feel like you’re hard to love.

Read that again.

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I think what the world needs right now is a new album from Nickelback

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Something about the president of the United States threatening time shoot his own people in the middle of a global pandemic because they are protesting racial injustice and systematic murder should definitely bother you