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grass fed

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Me trying to sneak my alien home from Area 51 #Area51 #Area51memes

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Johanna Mason: District 7

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@MtHoodUpdates What😀does😀that😀mean?😀

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Life’s a beach and I’m getting dragged out to sea by sneaker waves

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@SenLinYuWrites Pure evil 😭

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Am I tripping or does the Duolingo icon look like this for anyone else?

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THANKS I ALMOST DROVE OFF THE FUCKING ROAD #EmergencyAlertSystem

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Life is measured in “Before Reading Manacled” and “After Reading Manacled”

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I still have nightmares

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Over a month later and I’m still traumatized from Tender is the Flesh. Who knew I could break in 224 pages?

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I can’t think too hard about eels or I start spiraling

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We need a female protagonist who wakes up at noon! I’m tired of reading about early risers!

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Me staring at the trout on my dad’s plate: “Do you think he had a family?”

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Neighbor lit a firework right next to my window and I screamed

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Christ, this communion bread is good!

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Finally hit rock bottom (reading Dramione fan fiction)

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Shy Hulud

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Sorry I yelled at you. The music was too loud and I could feel my sock slipping inside my shoe.

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Sometimes I remember that I used to have a roommate who would call me her side piece instead of her roommate

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I just cried and threw up bc I remembered I’m turning 27 in a month

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Well, it finally happened! I watched a Spirit plane successfully take flight!