Squirrely Dan🐿🍄

horses | mushrooms | agates | vet tech | plants | tattoos | 2nd gen Cummins | art account @lilprickart 🎨🧵 buy my stickers, link in bio🙃

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

Over heard target convo:
Lady: I won $400
Guy: ya but you spent $4000
Lady: ok when you put it that way it sounds bad.

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

@court_briden Funny you say that when she asked if I wanted her a ginger I did think of you 😂

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

Cute little ginger cowgirl

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

There’s just something about little knit frogs and their little knit sweaters

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

Onlyfans but it’s just videos of my picking things up with my toes… who’s interested

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

The fact that this is going to be the year I’m paying off my truck makes me so fucking happy 🥲🥲🥲

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 5 Dec 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

@thatTXkid We had to have an all staff meeting and go over how you fill out addresses on envelopes… because we had so much mail returned to us. It was mind blowing the amount of full grown people who did not know how to do that. Like tf?

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

The doctors gonna be real rich when I decide to finally go in

[petunia pig @lilyforaheart]

How many health concerns are you ignoring right now because you don’t have the spoons to deal with seeking treatment?

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

Finally got a switch 😅Anybody want to be my friend on animal cross. I need more people who actually play 😭

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

@angryequestrian Would make me more than annoyed 😅😂

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

@lizzytheweirdy Mine to. I love all and everything mushrooms 😂 it a problem

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

I got distracted and forgot to turn off my machine so ignore the over fill but look how cute the gold mushrooms look 🥲 I now want to put little mushrooms on everything

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

Halloween… but make it western.

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

when i say “i hate men” my man ain’t included btw

[lil Shelbs 🎨🖌🪡🧵 @lilprickart]

I finally finished it

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

I was going to be an adult and get my own Amazon prime and then I saw it was $139 a year… No thank you, I will just keep mooching off my parents 😳

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

@lady_stardusstt @HobbyistPlant Me want lol

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

Portland: $6000 fine for littering
Also Portland: let’s bums trash tf out of the side of the highway

😑 so fucking gross. Do better Oregon.

[Squirrely Dan🐿🍄 @RedWhiteAndPoor]

This was such a lucky find and I’m so in love with it 😍🥰