🍕Dante🗡️

Devils never cry | Demon Hunter | Head of Devil May Cry | please hire me I’m so broke |

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

Updated the strawpage, everyone at DMC will be able to use it so yeah

https://t.co/Ff9JlnojeG

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Pretty serious.

Damn demon showed up one day. One of those plasma shapeshifter guys we ran into on Mallet Island. Abducted her, chained her up in the sun. Left her to die.

I found her, saved her, and we’ve been planning an attack while she recovers.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC (He stays silent. It’s clear the topic isn’t one that makes him happy.)

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Like I said, you’re a hard woman to get ahold of. If it makes you feel any better, Lady missed it too. She was taking care of the office.

And he’s, uhm… back in the demon realm. Again. With no way back.

(It’s clear he doesn’t enjoy thinking of that.)

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC You sure did miss a lot. Whole demon invasion. Vergil was even here, for a bit…

That’s how I met the two.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Funny you should mention that. Nico has already had a run in with her.

Made her a new arm and everything. They got along well.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Maybe I will. I’ll just have to wait for Morrison to come by again, give me a few job offers.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Depends on if you’ll take them. That, and if I find them boring enough to not want to do them.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC I’m sure she’d like that. Especially considering you’re a hard woman to get ahold of.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC I certainly see her more frequently than I see you. She always asks if I’ve seen you recently. And if you’re doing okay.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Yeah, of course.

But Lady definitely gives quite a bit shit about you.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Of course, my wonderful, charming self is one example.

There’s also Lady.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Well hey, if it means anything, you were made human too. It just… took a little work helping you let it out.

And another similarity, you both got folks who care about you. Like, really care.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Of course it’s not unbelievable. You’re the same case, pretty much.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Trust me, I thought the same thing when I first met the girl. But she’s… a lot like us.

Someone who technically isn’t human, but is more human that most. It’s surprising, really. Whoever made her must’ve been a genius.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Ah, of course.

Kind of hard to get blood from her girlfriend, given she… doesn’t really have blood.

Robot. It’s… complicated.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC She sure is… not the strangest person I’ve met though.

Stronger? What do you mean?

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC (Dante shakes his head and kicks his feet up on his desk.)

Pretty much. Everyone but her girlfriend.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC Hey, I never thought you were ugly.

And just like I told you, Trish won’t let you bite. Go find someone else.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC She doesn’t like the taste of demon blood. She’s told me before. So she probably won’t like yours.

Again, no offense.

[🍕Dante🗡️ @Red_Dante_DMC]

@Trish_DMC (He doesn’t seem super amused.)

Are you gonna go get food or not? You’ve been out at night before. Shoo!