Trish

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC …Shit. That is serious, if she couldn’t even defend herself.

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

(Trish waltzes into the shop, slamming the door open to make sure to wake Dante up, it’s a high likelihood he’d be sleeping at his desk. Once he’s up, she smiles sweetly and innocently, like she didn’t do anything.)

Knock knock!

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (Trish sighs.)

Whatever. I miss anything else? What really happened, Lady’s been out there for ages. Must’ve been serious?

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC Always the boring jobs, huh?

…Ah, right. And how’d he manage that?

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC Alright, now this is just crazy! How come nobody called! What do you mean Vergil was here? Where is he now?

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC Damn… maybe I really do need to hang around more. I missing everything!

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC Great to hear!

Anyway, that damn robot, I bet Nico would love her. The vampire shouldn’t let her get too close, she’ll probably wanna tear her apart and get a good look at her parts! Or something…

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC Whatever, give me and Lady a mission together, next. Since you wanna see us together so badly…!

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (Trish tosses her hair, like she’s proud of it. She does feel bad, in Lady’s case, and for Dante, she guesses.)

I’ll come say hi more. You gonna start giving me more jobs?

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC She… does? Maybe I should try to catch her here, more…

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (She looks back to him, very intensely.)

…How do you know that?!

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (She rolls his eyes, but then she looks away at the mention of Lady.)

Well… of course she cares. I care, we all care… haha…!

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (Trish smiles at him, it really does mean a lot. Even if they have petty arguments and all their banter, at the end of the day they’re a family.)

What, like you?

(She smirks.)

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC Sure, yeah, but I’m not made up of machinery. That’s another level! Someone actually… made her human…

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC …Huh, really? Guess it’s not too unbelievable. I’m glad they found each other.

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC …How has this only come up NOW? Lady’s protecting a piece of metal…?!

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC Well, I don’t know… maybe it’d be some sort of… intimate act? Don’t judge me, I’m not vampire.

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC …Interesting woman. I would’ve thought it’d be… stronger, with her girl.

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (Rosa groans in annoyance before she transforms back into the bat, and flies off out an open window, finally safe to do so.)

…So, is she like that with everyone…?

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (At that, Rosa flies off Dante’s head and transforms back.)

“The only time I have tried pure demon blood was from an ugly beast. She is not ugly, she looks human.”

(Trish smirks at the compliment.)

Hear that, Dante? I’m not ugly! But, not a chance, sorry!

[Trish @Trish_DMC]

@Red_Dante_DMC (Trish definitely does look amused, as she chuckles at his un-amusement.)

Hey, she can stay if she wants! Even if she just wanted to eat me.