Edward the Penitent

I'm really...really...really sorry. #LFC #UpperCent #Wool

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

And at that point we became ominously aware of a 35ft Wicker Phallus!

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Ed Woodward's Cheshire home has been targeted by a mob of Manchester United fans.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@LeilaniDowding @SkyNews She said cradling Elon's balls.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The X exodus?

Actress Jamie Lee Curtis, The Guardian newspaper, and even the Clifton Suspension Bridge have joined swathes of people deserting Elon Musk's social media site X

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@BeyondDeception @PpollingNumbers Not exactly the fiendish masterplan you're suggesting if random MAGA moonfruits can deduce through mere circumstancial speculation is it.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@hippo12024 @PpollingNumbers You already won the election shit-for-brains.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@CastorTroyInc @GaryJohnsonFan7 @PpollingNumbers You obviously don't understand the concept of talking shit.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@BeyondDeception @PpollingNumbers "Even when we win they cheated!"

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@realdogenews @DemocraticWins "Even when we win the Presidency, Senate & House you cheated!"

Fucking pathetic.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

Get on it. More footy, less fash.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The X exodus?

Actress Jamie Lee Curtis, The Guardian newspaper, and even the Clifton Suspension Bridge have joined swathes of people deserting Elon Musk's social media site X

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

Suspect space nonce is squashing any tweets that mention it but Blue Sky is essentially twitter but run by the old crowd before aforementioned space nonce stank out the gaff.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

Any reds/sound people reading this over on blue-sky yet?

I've just slapped a profile together so I don't have to sift through blue ticks and fash mouth-breathers until they all ruin that platform too.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.' Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down.
Now, let's never speak of him again.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@Williams_Avatar @SkyNews Beta behaviour. Come on commit to the role lad or you'll start getting hormonal and craving Cadbury's Oreo.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@Williams_Avatar @SkyNews An eye roll ain't going to cut it for a true alpha like you lad.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@Williams_Avatar @SkyNews Bit rapey.

Also 'True Alphas' hahaha fucking hell.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@Williams_Avatar @SkyNews Only if I get to join on your 'alphas only' circle jerk 💪

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@Williams_Avatar @SkyNews That would make sense if I were part of Trump's base...

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@john01932 @BillyMeredithMU Yer da reckons David Coote 'ses it like it is'.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@BillyMeredithMU Blue Tick. Of course you are.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

The homoeroticism amongst Trump's little ghouls puts Top Gun and Rocky III to shame.

[Edward the Penitent @Red_Ed88]

@Williams_Avatar @SkyNews Homoeroticism in Trump's base puts Top Gun and Rocky iii to shame.