🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝

Co-owner of @clevexoticdance. Pole instructor, personal trainer, mom, crafter, equal rights supporter. She/Her

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

@CLEpolice @CityofCleveland So cool. You shut down city streets this evening, and shut down the Wolstein Vaccination Site.
How many vaccines are getting thrown away tonight? And how many people aren't getting their 2nd dose because of this? No reason to have done that if you expect it all to be peaceful.

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

Sure. I don't have adrenaline pumping through my body. Ok. Let's go with that.

Surgeons can tell what blade size they have instantly by touch.
Life saving profession.
Adrenaline if in an ER situation.
So yeah.... tasers & guns feel way different than 2 scalpel blade sizes.

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

You could blindfold me and have me touch a dance pole. As soon as I touch it, I will know what size it is, and likely what type of metal too.

You can't tell me she didn't know the difference between her gun and a tazer. Seasoned veterans in their jobs don't make these mistakes.

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

Heard from many after trying pole.

"That's hard. I respect strippers now."

Now? For pole tricks, which aren't even necessary for the job.

Lots of things make a stripper's job tough.
Pole tricks are hard due to gravity.
Stripping is hard mainly due to how society treats us.

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

When the morticians are on the verge of tears....

https://t.co/UCWZ9vlzXs

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

How am I supposed to get work done with joy coursing through my veins?!?

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

That blew up in my face.

It seems my cat is on his way out.

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

Why all the sudden tweets?

If I talk too much about what's happening and build up anticipation about the oven breaking and ruining our jolly day then maybe it won't happen.

That's how this works, right?

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

Also, there is another winter storm coming.
For those playing along on Facebook, you know I have lost power like 5 times this year and often for 3-4 days at a time.

So that's looming too.

I'm weaving a spell here.

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

@ZeroKlu Boom!

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

It's been 22 years, and that song is still over played.

(And yes, I know when I said "Classic Rock" a few tweets ago that now includes the 90s. I'm ignoring that fact.)

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

My fam gathers for dinner on the 24th.
Not this year, (of course.)

Still cooking a nice dinner for the 3 of us.
Started with a cake this morning.

Oven error code.
Fuck.

Move it around, unplug it, plug it back in cause ??

Oven back on. Fingers crossed.

Give me something 2020.

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

Iris from the Goo Goo Dolls starts playing.

In unison,
"OK google, next song."

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

Woke up this morning.
Saw some intense fog outside.
Made a 2nd cup of coffee for the bubble head nurse I'm sure will be coming over in a bit.
I'm learning to be prepared for anything in 2020.
#silenthillfog #2020predictions

[🔥🍞 Hot Bread BIMFH 🐝 @Red_Thistle]

@elizasidecar For the perfect 90s movie vibe, at 17 I started working at an Internet Coffee Shop that often played Enigma over the speakers, and hosted Open Mic nights on a regular weekly schedule.
I basically lived there and could be found on the other side of the counter when not working.