Fat Jack’s BBQ

Parrot Head. MussBus.

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

Arkansas just gave the ball to an offensive lineman at fullback … who was in an offensive line stance in the backfield. Like he was about to run inside zone. Not even in a fullback stance. Lovely

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Mike Jones’ 2005 hit “Back Then” is officially PLATINUM.

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

Thompsons writing was described as crazy his whole life but go and read it: he was completely on the money in a world of Disney-adult journalists

[Ben G. @benatmsu]

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

[KAT (fire shane beamer) USC 🇺🇸 @jpegmeme467]

Lanorris Sellers becomes the first South Carolina QB since Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass (yes, that Sunshine) to win a game in Atlanta. 48 year losing streak BROKEN!

[Fat Jack’s BBQ @Redbackjack3278]

@BrainrotVault @grok what song is the background of this tweet?

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

Offensive coordinators:

It’s August. Feel free to install and practice a basic package where the quarterback lines up under center inside the gotdamn 5-yard line - theirs or yours. Thanks.

[ID4 in Real Time @1996ID4]

BREAKING: A source inside the White House says that NORAD has confirmed that the unidentified object passing by the moon is indeed a spacecraft NOT FROM THIS PLANET.

[ID4 in Real Time @1996ID4]

After his signature crime bill failed to pass the Senate, President Whitmore's approval has dropped below 40% for the first time since taking office. The Gulf War vet is facing the serious possibility of serving a single term.

Unless all sorts of shenanigans happen, of course.

[WarMachine2013 @WarMachine2013]

I often think about this hit by Sam Olajubutu in 2006 and how he would have been banned from the sport if that happened today.

[Jon Williams @radiojondeek]

This is the longest stay on campus for any Creighton Bluejay since Dana Altman’s tenure as Razorback head coach. #WPS

[Bryan McNally @4CatFarms]

Actual video of me letting everyone know the brisket is done at 3am after miscalculating the time and warding off the raccoons and coyotes

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I can feel the air in this room.

There will be an episode of Psych on the USA Network if you turn on the TV.

The carpet is damp, but you’re not sure if you’re just imagining that.

[Emily Domenech @ehdomenech]

Happy Donald Rumsfeld IRS letter day to all who celebrate 💸

[Darren McFadden @dmcfadden20]

HOW ABOUT THEM HOGS BABY!!!!!

[Hog Flashbacks @HogFlashbacks]

The intro to the 1995 NCAA Tournament Selection Show.🔥

[Fat Jack’s BBQ @Redbackjack3278]

My brain had me reading this like it was a new verse to We Didn’t Start the Fire

[prance @bocxtop]

luka on the lakers, trump tariffs, china, kanye...all connected but i need to get more mentally ill to figure out how

[parker fleming @statsowar]

To atone for his sins, I sentence Kirk Herbstreit to calling six midweek CUSA games of my choosing this fall, and he is not allowed to mention the Playoff or any Big Ten/SEC teams during the entire broadcast.

[Fat Jack’s BBQ @Redbackjack3278]

@NWAHutch