Redbird Craig

Perpetually disappointed Cubs fan, bad daily fantasy player, mediocre tennis player. ISU Redbird, not that nasty STL bird.

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That was a classic “What an a-hole” look by Holly Rowe when Sark went all Over-Caffeinated Man on her.

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@willthomascfb Thanks. I couldn’t figure out what the eff he was saying. In any case, it made him look like a jag.

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@TheTennisTalker Opelka is really going into the d-bag phase of his life. For a guy who can't get on the court he has a lot of thoughts about who's worthy of being a professional tennis player.

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@pavyg @stefanos @MiamiOpen Well, things sure changed in 24 hours…

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@kyletheboone Gotcha. On the site it says “updated 2/19/26” under your name so I was confused. I mean, no way Strong Jaw gets that wrong! 😂

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@kyletheboone Did you forget Wagner in your mock?

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@charlesarthur I think she’s more relaxed, too. Not as much pressure as she seems to put on herself in singles.

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@asymmetricinfo I don’t know all the laws involved but it’s this group of guys I don’t trust. If any other president had done this I’d be less skeptical, but I don’t trust the motives of this administration on anything.

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@JonahDispatch Look, who knows about acts of armed aggression better than these guys? It’s like Vito Corleone saying, “Hold on here, guys. Isn’t that against the law?”

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@BenBerke6 My question is, why did this guy decide posting on Reddit was the move? Like, if I saw some skeevy guy around a building and then that building gets shot up I call 5-0, I don't post it on some message board.

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@felpix_ @realwilldonahue You just don't understand. The malevolent forces decided the head of the college R's at Brown and some guy working at MIT had to be stopped. So they activated this guy who had a cover as a pear-shaped loser for 30 years to do the deed. It all makes sense now...

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@Jamie_Weinstein I’m on your side, but “full retard” is a bad way to express yourself.

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@travisreier Ok, I thought I heard that. It’s not the sort of thing you’d hear Peter Alliss say. #rydercup

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@JoshuaLMcDonald I've found if you've looking for the worst of humanity, social media is a really good place to start.

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@TomFornelli My only worry about Oregon-Northwestern is that the game is at 9AM for the Ducks against a team they can beat while sleeping through their alarms. Then again, I guess they can score 35 fewer points than last week and still cover so maybe I'm overthinking it.

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@DavidAFrench Why doesn’t SCOTUS give reasons on things like this immigration stop deal in LA? All I ever hear are the reasons against the ruling but never why they are making their decisions.

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@jon_greenberg Don’t they like you anymore Jon?

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Can someone explain this guy dressed like an undead Rhinestone Cowboy behind Thibs? #Knicks #Pacers

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@fangsbites This is really sucking the air out of an awesome game.

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@thomaspublius @JonahDispatch @seanmdav You can tell by all the people in his comments section who repeat the $350 billion lie as the unvarnished truth. It’s a true alternative reality and nothing will shake them from it.