@citizentvkenya There are only two options Abel, it is either wantam or tutam... a third option is.... kupita katikati yao...oh oops nimekuelewa finally ๐ซข Have you been speaking to your uncle ๐๐
@Sam_The_Uncle Huyu msee nashuku amekacheza Now You See Me Now You Don't ... tangu nianze kuwatch Candace Owens, siku hizi nimekuwa very suspicious of everything; siamini kitu yoyote
@citizentvkenya@OBurrows@KoinangeJeff Instead of interviewing Atwoli, Jeff should be interviewing Trevor Ombija... if Jeff wants to feed us drama on Sunday night, we want new and pointless drama, not old and pointless drama
@HEBabuOwino I have been running around for almost a year now telling people Babu tosha. Then I listened to you at Jacaranda and I felt the same way Shebesh felt when Kidero's hand met with her cheek. Mbwa mimi! ...
@a_m_media_ke `This is a very beautiful speech by Ruto. Here he demonstrates the peek of his oratory powers. He lays down his elaborate agenda for Kenya in a manner that only rivals the great speeches of Martin Luther King'ori of the famous "I have a drum" speech.
@EstherPassaris Esther, I voted for you in the last election... arguably one of the worst mistakes I have ever made as a voter in recent years; you have never represented a single thing I stand for; somebody give me Crystal Asige please!
@ZelenskyyUa i think Zelensky should straddle carefully here: some of us (maybe the majority) actually don't like it that Russia invaded Ukraine and on the same vein we do not like it either that the US attacked Iran; we are against aggressors generally.
@citizentvkenya Brother, we are learning the wrong lessons from this Hormuz crisis. This is the time to go full electric. Incentivize solar panels importation, reduce custom duty for Chinese electric cars, build charging infrastructure, improve geothermal capacity. Run away from Trump's oil!
@citizentvkenya when they say "the apple does not fall far from the tree" they had clearly not foreseen Oburu who not only fell far from his late father and late brother... but so far away did he fall that his father may be tempted to resurrect just to slap his face like Will Smith
@Erigits_strong@ntvkenya Huyu lazima babu yake alikuwa watchie wa Karen Blixen ama JJ Kamotho; I'm sure his whole lineage did not see any need to fight for independence, or multipartyism, or the new constitution, or anything actually; the only demonstration/procession they attend is Njia Ya Msalaba
@citizentvkenya In short, if you find yourself about to lose by an embarrassing margin, simply feign injuries of at least eight players and walk away with a downgraded honorable 3-0 result courtesy of "match abandonment rules"; clearly, part of the coaching staff should include lawyers