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[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

bro got knighted and it immediately took over his brain like a symbiote

[Nadav #14 🏆 @NadavIsHere]

Jay Zs plot armor is so strong that nobody ever brings up how he sued for defamation after losing a battle or how he kissed a teenager on stage

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES..

Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics.
They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money.

After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard:
- 1 world record (not recognized by anyone)
- Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg)
- olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs
- the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s

the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport.

instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago.

the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are.

You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

[🔴 KNEON 🔴 @Kneon]

And she was right.

[gorgeous randy flamethrower @santosvenganza]

pussy wasn’t hitting on nathaniel

[ABBY 🇵🇸 @abbymachines]

we're like two discourse cycles away from ppl saying that premarital sex is problematic

[GumballViking @viking_gumball]

I don't think Bloo being an asshole is what makes this show so hard to come back to. It's that him being an asshole is a complete 180 of his character in the pilot movie

What REALLY aged the show was Cheese

[3% @AstronautStars]

Mfs made it seem my boy was just hanging with kids & they b related to him

[k @ysljennii]

They love jazz and hip hop in Japan but let a Black man say he wants to make an anime or manga and…

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

We really can’t have shit lmao

[𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 🔆 @lil_trevino24]

Travis Scott had her watching Prime James Harden every night lmao. She is not impressed by Jalen Brunson.

[eva @babyzukos]

Gee i wonder what element sokka of the water tribe would bend

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

This the realest shit I’ve ever seen in esports

[CS🔻💻Commie🇵🇸🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🇻🇳🇱🇦🇻🇪 @comrade_pabs]

"I voted to destroy my country and will probably move to another country to do the same thing"

[🪽 @tinyangelette]

you are schizophrenic .

[Milan Busk @KarolusWangus]

The last Viltrumite with an IQ above 80 got so sick of their shit that he made a genocide plague just to get them to chill. That's your answer.

[dead domain (OF 50% OFF 🏳️‍🌈) @DomainDead]

Turning these goofy ass games into a King Fu Hustle-style amusement ride is such a better idea than trying to make any of it be “gritty” or “make sense”

[Return of the Butch Queen ♛ @imjerrynotkevin]

Listen, I like Speed 😭😭 But y’all aren’t gonna rewrite history! HE USED TO TERRORIZE THAT LADY WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER!!!! Setting off fireworks and blowing up stuff in his room and all of that damn screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga that was they mama😭