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@ko_fights__ Everybody think they gangsta until someone pulls out a hatchet

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@theamelia__ Most people are better than me in at least one thing (a particular skill, thought process, job, money, etc). Sometimes it's the smallest thing.

The trick is to try to figure out how they are better, and can I emulate that or improve upon their process.

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@HazelAppleyard Falling at HIS feet because they're physically ill and retching

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@trumplicans2024 This guy was just hanging out in a field in Illinois. I was driving by, saw it, and stopped to take a picture.

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@Excellentsalvic The only thing that would make me uncomfortable is that I don't live in an open carry state. Otherwise, more power to her!

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@Excellentsalvic My mouth - to scream.

Both my parents are dead

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@Matt_Pinner Fingerprint remover

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@otokyo__ A. I have a wife now? Yay! I think ...

B. I make sure everybody in the house has at least the same, if not more, on their plate, before I eat.

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@lady_valor_07 Why the heck are we walking?
We should be on the bus!
It's a very long walk home from school.

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@lady_valor_07 1 point, maybe? I can't remember if I've ever sent a postcard.

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@itsrosesm Edith and Olive

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@femalebodybuil6 A darn good job starts at $20 for that bill. If it's a really darn good job or you throw in some more colorful adjectives, it goes up from there.

Cash. Handed to them. Not left on the table.

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@FemiSuccess7 @AfiaDimple_ @damrid_ I got the same result, but via a different path...

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@MomsPostingLs If I have other children with her, and I haven't done so already, I would immediately get paternity tests done.

Then I would accidentally divorce her. If the other kids are mine, I would go for full custody. If not, I would fight child support tooth and nail

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@jpmzo @PeterSweden7 Unfortunately, what happens "across the pond" usually finds its way here to the USA. If we don't take preventative steps now, we are looking at our future.

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@Cbest1968 @cinrui Freddy the black lab/pit and bandit the Australian shepherd

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@GigaBasedDad Creamed spinach.

When I was little, and we had it for dinner, my dad would invariably take a little bit and put it under his nose until someone noticed it.

Traumatizing.

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@GigaBasedDad Fire fighters dying directly due to their job average around 90 per year in the US.

Receptionists dying directly due to their job?
"There is no specific data provided"

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@alojoh @MOSSADil "Hits home differently"?

I see what you did there

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@LibertyCappy