Redrum and Coke

Horror that’s a little drunk.

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

@hayuhelps app not working 👎

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

Screw periods. Real womanhood is choosing one classy side braid over two Pippi Longstocking ones.

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

Forget love. Fall in coffee.

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

If texting him feels like trying to eat a grape with a fork, he’s not the one.

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Life is just a series of uncomfortable interactions separated by snacks.

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

Find me at couchella this weekend. Emphasis on couch.

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

@juliaholladay_ @MyFavMurder Lol listen again!

[ATWWD out of context @atwwdooc]

Chiveraly isn’t dead, but Don’s about to be

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

I don’t return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Driving past other burger places like:

They're frozen.

They're frozen 2.

They're frozen 2.

They're frozen 2.

Wait, what trailer?

[ATWWD out of context @atwwdooc]

We don’t know how to press charges on a fucking ghost but okay thanks

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

Beyond pumped for this one:
`https://t.co/JeJ8WmQihS

[My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder]

👇Thread

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

Am I getting old or is Walmart playing good music now?

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

Ever babysit a spooky child? I did...
https://t.co/jiCeJURAZS

[Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy]

I dont get it. Who is drunk on " drunk history"?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Being gay is not a choice but being an asshole is.

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

Quote of the night: Who the fuck invited that baby.

[Redrum and Coke @RedrumCoke]

@Sean_Marry @chonkyanimals @janiney182 Soooooooo cute 😍

[ATWWD out of context @atwwdooc]

I’m uncomfortable but here I am.