Ms. Murder

Praise the Gods, The Holy Bean & Doug
All things macabre yet surprisingly wholesome..
Gallows humor
Haunting dreams & Blessed Be💜
+18 Not for the easily upset

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Me 24/7

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@Undoomed Someone give the damn selkie it's skin back please....just because you made a bad decision doesn't mean we all need to suffer for it.

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@Undoomed I don't know if I'm more offended by the fact that she blacked out her full sleeve rather than just getting it laser removed.... Or the fact that she covered up an entire sleeve of Harry Potter tattoos....

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@Undoomed Undoomed's younger brother Nodoomed for president. Lol

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@Undoomed Steve Irwin and Bob Ross are taking good care of them. I guarantee it.

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@Undoomed Does this mean I get to have Humvee with a 50 Cal and one of those big ass grenade launchers on it?
You tell me I can have one of those, I'll be the happiest bitch there ever was!

I'm so putting a bayonet on the 50 cal. Because fuck you that's why.

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@Undoomed Wait until she finds out gay people can be Republican too.

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@VasuEricsson @DisabledCel Alright. And the same goes for all men. Because people suck and animals are far better company. Prove me wrong.

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@originalMarWren @MrDave1602 Do parents actually find those dresses to be pretty or is that just a social obligation that I'm not understanding.... Because I've seen those dresses and they're always absolutely hideous.

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@AntiLeftMemes @Oneiorosgrip @MattWallace888 Possibly but I see it as more of a high stakes publicity stunt. Damn near any presidential candidate that survives an assassination attempt and doesn't back out of the race nine times out of 10 wins the election. And that's backed by historical evidence.

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@_Omegon_ just listened to the live stream video with your dad in it.... Your dad sounds like Stephen Fry, it's kinda sexy and I'm here for it.

Also you need this glass:

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@jamesenglish0 I mean.... The dude went to prison for killing/stabbing people..... What the fuck do you expect?! The main moral standards for criminals are Don't be a Rapist. Don't touch/hurt kids/women/elderly/animals. Don't be a snitch. That's it. Don't expect anything more than that.

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In regards to the election.... All I'm going to say is: I fucking called it when they took a potshot at him earlier this year.

Dude was 3 inches or less from having his head turned into a canoe... The only way he was going to lose the election is if he had dropped out.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@HeloProcurement Excuse m but a devil Duck? 🦆 https://t.co/WxcSrquWZz

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@TeresaPalomar1 My guess... Square things near top is female and square thing near bottom is male.... Just guessing

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@iFightForKids So....the trash took itself out.... Good to know.

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@HeloProcurement Hey Don

I got another one..... Why did the soldier bring a piece of paper to the combat zone?

Because he wanted to draw enemy fire...

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Hey Don....

What date is also a military command?

March 4th....

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