Argentine fans found a random Austrian dwarf, adopted him on the spot, instantly Argentinized him, and within 10 minutes had an entire crowd chanting:
"THE DWARF IS ARGENTINE! THE DWARF IS ARGENTINE!"
No country on Earth operates like this. 🇦🇷😭
“With cigarettes, my wife and I made a deal: we only smoke after sex. I’ve had the same pack since 1975. What worries me is my wife… she’s up to three packs a day.”
The late, great Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show.