Reece Green

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong, and I told you, ‘he said.
The Receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...

Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.... FAFO 😁😁👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@JamesKorrina @beebs224 Or pepper

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@BeeNetwork good Morning Chloe, hope you are well,
Trying to arrange transport for work on Boxing Day will there be any buses running?

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[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@datdidsdont @pixelprincessuk @leightonmovies @ITVXhelp @ITV @ITVX Any luck?

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@ITVXhelp @ITV @ITVX

So what’s the issue now?

Why is the latest episode of big brother not showing on ITVX? I watched this episode last night obviously I’ve just finished work and gotten home to watch big brother but nowhere to be found

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@PoppyB_00 @ITVXhelp @ITV @ITVX ☹️

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

To be fair it’s not even on sky go

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@elonmusk @BillyM2k Not gonna lie Elon but I don’t think we are advanced enough in the security needed Plain and simple. The amount of cyber attacks that happen these days sometimes may mean that we are better off with paper copies

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@CityFibre So takes a little while to get it but you get there. Persevere and you’ll manage

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@CityFibre It really is that easy, have ordered mine and due for install tomorrow morning. This better be good people ! Yeah when you phone talktalk, they have a certain team that deals with CityFibre but they can do it ! #viewsaremyown

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@CityFibre quick question for you,
I now see a different message than what I’m used too does this mean we are just waiting for you guys to turn it on now ?

[Reece Green @ReeceG_bl3]

@Laaaannndooonn @jack3r69 @Jacksepticeye @thisvideobot