MINNEAPOLIS: Officers were dispatched for a report of damage to property to a "Snoopy statue" outside Target Field. - Officers found the caller was referring to the bullseye Target dog statue, but there was only a "mozzarella stick in his mouth" and no damage, an officer said.
The Twins' deal to make the St. Paul Saints their Class AAA affiliate will be part of baseball's minor-league reorganization, expected to be announced as soon as today. https://t.co/xst4FEqgTU
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no