Reed Hunter

Snow, that's all you need to know

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

"Do you want one for the ditch?" - when your bartender knows you too well.

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

More throttle, less granola

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

A raggedy ride beats a dressed up walk

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

I'd rather be eaten by a bear than knifed by a crackhead. #montana

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

Save a nickel spend a dime

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

If you like it put a ring on it they said

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

#whopperdog

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

"I need to find a house that doesn't have wheels on it"- bartender

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

Tater Tottin super man there is a blow tastic snow slizzard blastin the face balls outta Big Sky right meow #powtastic

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

Son of a baby tornado.

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

I leave my phone and drink at the bar to save my spot when I get back from the pisser. #nobodystealsshit #montana #quackquackphoneback

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

POWERBALL < Everything else in the universe

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

went to the store to buy eggs. came home with a 75% off gingerbread train kit. nailed it.

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

Send it straight into pow land. Sooooo much snowwww. #braapthatshit

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

I make fun of old people who can't use technology. Then I Google how to make an omelet. #generationgap

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

"What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me?" - Guy who invented sports #ballsports

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

Screw November. Where is the fresh white rideable cocaine?

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

is it bedtime? no it's 6pm

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

Wine tastes like something you pour on an open wound #yack

[Reed Hunter @ReedMalm]

Went to make a grilled cheese. Didn't have any butter... Or bread. Or cheese. #life