Stages of X:
1. You create an X account.
2. You didn’t understand it
3. So you left for a few months.
4. Then you returned
5. Now you are addicted ant can’t go a day without it.
Repost if this was you 😂
WHAT WOMEN SAY VS WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN
• He's just a friend = We're fuckmate
• You're insecure = I cheated on you
• You're a nice guy = You're a simp
• You're controlling = I refuse to be accountable to you
• I want an intentional man = I'm looking for a man who'll worship the ground i walk on and put me on a pedestal
• If you don't spend on me, another man will = My pussy is for the highest bidder
• I can't date broke men = My father failed in his responsibilities, so I'm looking for a rich man who'll take over from where my poor father stopped
• Men are scum = After giving my body to several men, none still committed to me
• I want a man who'll place me on a monthly allowance = I'm a prostitute that should be paid for sex
• The past shouldn't matter = I was a bed to bed midfielder in my prime
• I want a real man = I want a fool who i can easily manipulate
• I deserve the best = You deserve the very least
• You're a misogynist = I can't manipulate him
• I'm a feminist = Since men don't want me, I make sure I ruin other young women mentality about men
• What you don't know won't kill you = I have lodged in hotels in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Imo, and more
• Not all virgins bleed after their first sexual encounter = I used pussy tightener
• After everything I did for him. I gave him my all = After I have opened my legs for him countless times as I have been opening them since secondary school
• My body count is only two = I have dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson, seen more ceilings than a carpenter, sucked more dicks than a lollipop, swallowed more cum than yogurt, seen more cocks than a poultry farmer, being on more missionaries than an evangelist and have held more balls than Oliver Kahn
As a man, you should be wise enough to decode what a woman really means in her statement. In most cases, she'll never be straightforward with you because it's in her nature to always be the victim.
So, it's then left for you to be more logical in your reasoning than emotional in her response.
Understanding a woman's coded language is key in order not to be fooled by them.
Learn to read in between the lines.
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