Reese Wallace

Still subscribed to Seeso. I lost on Jeopardy. He/Him

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@ScottMichaux If COVID had done its job in the villages we might have had a shot.

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@pjayevans If Vance is his dad, he’s more than likely an Ottoman Shepherd.

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@talkhoops Certainly A Minor altercation

[That Week In SNL @ThatWeekInSNL]

Not gonna lie, I thought this was Sarah Sherman for a split second

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@delatorre He was wobbling like he’s getting ready to go for a drive.

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

STOP THE COUNT! #GoGators

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@HollyAnderson Is Springsteen on Cameo? The nation cries out for #ThirdPaviaFreezeOut.

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@BrianMFloyd Obama’s most Reaganesque* quality.

*Nancy

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@DougBenson I don’t know Doug, the cops down here in Florida are experts on sending kids to the ER and domestic abuse.

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@bigsnugga Urge to post sparkling vest pic again growing.

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

"My daddy Pennsylvania,
momma from Pennsylvania,
You mix that Pennsyl with a Vania I am from Pennylvaniaaaa"

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@bigsnugga This dork just got so mad that Travis Hunter might win the Heisman over Ashton Jeanty that it turned him into Sheriff Clark.

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@MikeBeauvais Ballhawk Tuah, a member of the Talk Tuah empire

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@talkhoops Was KCP quietly the most important player in the NBA?

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

Ten year anniversary of one of my favorite pieces of art:

https://t.co/NU2cRXP9VE

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@RyanGirdusky @abbydphillip How’d it go?

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@zachlubarsky @janecoaston Nah, it’s the gather for his layup, however obtuse it looks.

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@GraceSpelman They get to see their “engagement” go up so these sad weirdos get to feel like they’re being heard.

[Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace]

@SheaSerrano The “Ja Rule ‘Ménageeeeee!’ Award” for someone who just missed out on glory.

[The Franchise Player @Ant_HFN]

THIS IS WHY WE CALL THESE MFS WEIRD!