PortiaRefilweMutobvu

I love Rihanna

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

A life changing date

[Rihanna @rihanna]

lift me up
10.28.22

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[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

Teyana Taylor is so Harlem 😂

The interviewer told her to FaceTime Beyoncé or take a shot & Teyana hit her with a smooth reverse UNO

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

I am so loved

[Living Tricks @LivingTricks_]

Having a lazy wife is actually a blessing.

[Ivyn Sambo @IvynSambo]

Yesterday there was a debate about the high price of eggs, with someone suggesting “We should just keep chickens for eggs.” Many replied that this isn’t allowed in urban areas of Johannesburg and Tshwane.

After checking the actual bylaws for both Johannesburg and Tshwane, here’s the correct position:

1) You ARE allowed to keep chickens in residential areas of both Joburg and Tshwane.
2) Up to 10 hens per property is permitted (no permit required in most cases).
3) No roosters are allowed (to prevent noise complaints).
4) Hens lay eggs perfectly fine without a rooster, so you get fresh eggs with zero crowing.

Keeping a small backyard flock for eggs is 100% legal and practical in both cities. The myth that “chickens are banned in urban Joburg/Tshwane” is simply not true.

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

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[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

A married Irishman went to confession and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.”
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put €50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confession box, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him, saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the €50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!" 🤣🤣

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

😭

[KasiboySA @KasiboySA]

you this December because contraceptives make you fat 💔

[Nodibhoza umzukulu ka Thu Fo Jo @mshengulala]

The neighborhood group was discussing the guys who go through rubbish bins and make a mess. This lady came in and basically changed the tone of the discussion

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

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[☈O2☈EAL✨ 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 @_romeko]

If Wendy Williams was still on air.

Alright, so it’s official, but you could see this was going to happen. Kandi in Atlanta is officially divorcing Todd after 11 years.

*Audience: Awww*

Uh, duhh… I’m surprised it lasted that long.

Remember, she met him while he was working on the show as part of the film crew, and her mother, Joyce, hated him and didn’t want her to get married.

*Audience chatter*

So, she’s going to divorce him. Of course, they have the two kids; one is 9 and one is 6 or something like that.

She’s probably going to file for solo custody; I’m not sure about this. I mean, she hired a lawyer, not Phaedra Parks. 😆

*Audience laughs*

He seems to resent her and her success and all those things, and he’s never… As far as we can see, other than collecting a little check from the housewives, what is he contributing to their house?

Yeah, he did produce a few straight to DVD movies and produced Phaedra’s Donkey Booty workout video. [How you doin’?]🫳🏾

*Audience laughs*

So, clap if you think she does need the divorce and to start over.

*Audience claps*

Incidentally, Kandi and Todd are the 13th couple in Atlanta to be divorced from the Housewives.

Stay off reality TV; it will ruin your marriage. That’s all.

*Audience claps*

#RHOA

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

Jiki jiki 5 years later he actually marries a 2nd wife

[Modisana Roboro @DisaRoboro]

It can never be me.😂

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[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Normal person vs Influencer girl trying the new Starbucks drink 🤣

The tapping it with the nails is so accurate 🤣

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ...go buy groceries men and show us how it's done

[_ @zizo_brn]

😭😂

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Reminds me of this 😭😭

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

I hear his chat

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“Show that you’re strong” 😭😭😭😭

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

Thank you 😊

[Keitumetse Tolo🌍 @Kei2Tolo]

@RefilwePM …👏🏾👏🏾

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

I passed. On to the next one...

[Elena Song 🤯 @elenasongsong]

My mom goes to elderly university for free in China. It is probably the best thing they have done for elderly. She likes it so much. You can take any subject you like, no exam, no certificate, just learning for fun. She’s now learning gardening, music, philosophy, and some geopolitics. There are farmers travelling all the way to the school everyday to learn. This is 1000x better than stupid elderly home which basically kill elderly quickly rather than care.

[PortiaRefilweMutobvu @RefilwePM]

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[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

Yep!! If I wanna get something done, I just walk past my hubby with a saw and drill!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[PoloMan @polo_man404]

BREAKING: NFL Legend Jerry Rice and Wife erase $667,000 in School Lunch Debt Across 103 Schools — "A Victory Greater Than the Super Bowl" ❤️
Jerry Rice and his wife have wiped out over $667,000 in unpaid school lunch debt, benefiting thousands of children across the country. 👍🏾👍🏾

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

A’ja Wilson is the first player in @WNBA or @NBA history to win a championship, the Finals MVP, the league MVP, and Defensive Player of the Year all in the same season! #FallonTonight