ReformedRoberts

Saved by sola gratia. Fueled by beard oil. Smells like pipe tobacco. Don’t believe in “Cage stage” whatever that means.

[ReformedRoberts @ReformedRoberts]

@JCRyle Your stupidity was predestined. Just like my luscious beard

[ReformedRoberts @ReformedRoberts]

As a Reformed Protestant, is it more important to grow a thick beard or a long beard? Asking for a friend…

[ReformedRoberts @ReformedRoberts]

@fundyrules20 I know. Let’s have a beard growing contest. Take your pasty, clean shaven face, Armenian, John Wesley loving heresies back to hell where they came from. #theElect #getReformed

[ReformedRoberts @ReformedRoberts]

@PastorLoving A Pox on you Armenian! Anathema!
#calvin #reformed #TULIP #getcursed

[ReformedRoberts @ReformedRoberts]

Heretic.

[fundyrulesFarewellTour @fundyrules20]

Any facial hair at all indicates sympathy with Calvinites, Calvinitism, and Calvinitology. Beards mean balming means beer bashes means bell-bottom pants means badness. Nose, ear, back, and chest hairs are old timey.

[ReformedRoberts @ReformedRoberts]

Which letter in the TULIP is your favorite? For me it’s the T. Total depravity. It’s strong and manly. It stands tall like a resilient oak tree. And it reminds me how awful I am. God I suck.

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