Reverend Rubin Tug

Pentacostal snake charmer. Long John Silvers enthusiast. Fatphobic. Neal Brown Sympathizer. Enjoyer of Southeast Virginias finest 🥜🧈

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

my asshole itch. doodoo finger incoming

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

just saw a 70 year old woman wearing a hello kitty shirt. yall think she gets tweaked on crank?

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@goobercock @1peternextdoor

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@litebeerasschug sentence so terminally online i had no chance to even concieve that thought

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@PWCommenter my knee moggers

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

ty kyle

[Kyle Busch @KyleBusch]

#69. Nice.

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@dickofficial42

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@GameDey513 @Slimelifeeee terrible decision making. constantly

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

mood

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@iluvballs99 @GorjusRetard why do bitches know bar for bar the name of 40 different water bottles. women are crows.

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

stabilizing the slight concussion with a globber.

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@Sproutberry @samh8876 new crew chief solved his problems. watch out for playoff rowdy

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

jester for hire. taking offers

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@jaydogreddy no original experiences. fuck

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@jaydogreddy ty for clarifying for a tard

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

goals for the last 6 months of 2026.
no fapping
no news
no social media
no equity investing
no weed
no nicotine

in this order for the most part

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@vmpops i'm honestly impressed they got back to me so quick. i've gotten rejection emails from jobs i applied to 2-3 years ago man. sent it for the giggles w/ a chatgpt resume. this was the expectation

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

been sending out absolute lobs in the job market. rocket electrician at space x. fuck it why not

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

black eye,
torn retina
or
concussion

first and last are fine. torn retina and imma be pissed. do not want to go see a doc

[Reverend Rubin Tug @RegRubinTug]

@vmpops already rejected. #efficiency