I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
I went to high school with this girl. She had a crush on me. The same day she confessed, we were walking home when Netanyahu sneaked up behind us and yelled "BOO!" I let out such a gay squeal that she got the ick and never talked to me again. This is why I'm a Nazi.
05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.
The average normgroid is insane, they all want Trump and his entire family tortured to death because he hurts their feelings, but they will never believe that someone would actually go insane and attempt to assassinate him--that's just a "false flag event" bro, read Dave Smith