Gerard Ward

Had one of those online caricature pics done. Best fifty sheets I ever spent.

[Levelling down @LevellingDown]

Aunt Sally and Worzel Gummidge.

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

Robbie Rotten ain’t gonna get a kick.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 JJ Gabriel expected to sign for Real Madrid from Manchester United in Jan. Interest from likes of PSG, Barcelona, Bayern Munich + #MUFC tried to retain but 16yo attacker chose #RMFC & set to join on long-term contract subject to FIFA regs @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/rFVGkSbkMw

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Guy behind me at the traffic lights, beeping your horn and giving me the wanker sign isn’t going to make me type this tweet any faster.

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

Great that Heaven’s signature tackle is six studs up.

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

Club’s cursed

[Benedict J Smith @BenedictSm55625]

The average new-build property has 130 defects, according to specialist inspection company HomeSnag.

I visited one with Tom Britton and his team to find out why so many of Britain's shiny new homes are scarcely fit for purpose.

Read: https://t.co/M0n38uriaz

Credit: @HomeSnag

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

HUGE: Democracy for Sale have obtained a comprehensive list of the ministers who referred companies to the “VIP lane” after a five-year freedom-of-information tug of war:
https://t.co/xUhix4aHFT

[Peter Geoghegan @PeterKGeoghegan]

🔴 EXCLUSIVE: After *five-year* legal battle, Democracy for Sale has forced the government to reveal who referred firms to lucrative Covid PPE ‘VIP lane’ for 'politically connected'

30+ senior Tories are named, plus ex Duchess of York, and many more 🧵
https://t.co/qNBcKuqMmE

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

@JamieJackson___ Jim. Who’s the cheapest? Best, the Glazers

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Here's a better view of it.

📽 [@famousalexnield]

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

They definitely will, they probably will, and it absolutely will.

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

@Healosh Add them binning Carrick and bringing Eddie Howe in should provide enough fuel to burn the whole city down.

[Adam Bolton @Adam__Bolton]

I got scammed when using @bookingcom . I feel like an idiot for it, but I want to share this on social media in the hope that nobody else falls for something like I have. Also, @bookingcom 's customer service is absolutely appalling. A thread.

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

@RossMcCaff They’re lucky the cast is so amazing. Only thing saving this entire series is the performances.

[Gerard Ward @Reg_Draw]

@Healosh Add them binning Carrick and bringing Eddie Howe in should provide enough fuel to burn the whole city down.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Of all the people who could cast some light on this subject, BBC Newsnight chose…Putin’s former spokesman?

[Sam Pilger @sampilger]

Until Manchester City are sanctioned for their decade-long cheating every one of their goals and every one of their wins this season will be meaningless. The Premier League also remains hugely damaged for as long as this "sham" continues.

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

A freak show that emphasised the farce of the Premier League's current unreality

The response of City fans, which does complicate some of the discussion

I think they are "victims" but that's harder when you're revelling in it (before the win)

https://t.co/AjWm1svQfE

[Oliver Holt @OllieHolt22]

Manchester City danced with their own notoriety at Anfield and embraced their shame. A club found guilty of cheating is prospering. It was another bad day for the English game https://t.co/BvuUHZD5MQ

[Melissa Reddy @MelissaReddy_]

How long is the stench of the “sham” going to corrode the meaning, worth, and very essence of the Premier League?

Listening to commentary about Manchester City’s players matching the defiance of their ownership and triumphing in adversity.

Listening to fans chorusing the names of the men running the club, wearing masks or displaying banners of their faces and jibing: “We’re Man City, we’ll cheat when we want.”

Victory being framed as “a lovely moment,” a show of togetherness as though some grave injustice has been imposed on City, rather than their hierarchy being found by an independent commission to have orchestrated financial doping on an industrial scale.

Their opponents and the rest of us wondering if any of this actually matters now and how much of it ever did?

There can be no business as usual pretence. We need a full stop to the absurdity.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

The story is bigger than some petty media infighting. It caused me extreme stress & anxiety over years but it established key facts that are now on the record. That most of the UK press failed to report on them let alone understand them is its own story.

https://t.co/LwL2ZP7Ji7