A guy hugged me last night and said ‘not goona lie i definitely just checked your ass out’ and i grabbed his hat and threw it and said ‘if you’re gonna act like a dog, then go fetch’ AND HOLY MOLY I’M STILL LAUGHING AT MYSELF
Be mad about it all you want but when asked about which they’d rather their daughters or sisters encounter, most dads and brothers choose the bear. Because they know.