I'm currently eating a can of frosting and a bag of chocolate chips while watching a pirated version of Onward because it doesn't come out on Disney+ until April 3rd, how is your quarantine going?
I strongly believe we should have had a snow day, even if the roads weren't had at 4 or whenever timmis checked, they've gotten progressively worse some then because I left at 7:30 and almost slid sideways into the ditch across my street going literally 5 mph.
Have you heard? All gone by 2029:
1. 50% of bird species
2. 50% of East Himalayan glaciers
3. 90% of tropical forests
4. 90% of freshwater animals
5. 90% of coral reefs
6. 90% of mangrove forests
7. 99% of Arctic summer sea ice
One tweet's worth a million newspaper front pages.
Why can't we just go get some Chinese takeout and watch movies with our friends on Thanksgiving like why do I have to dress up to be uncomfortable in my own house while eating food I don't even really like what is that
Emma, a healthy Shih Tzu mix, was euthanized to fulfill her late owner's dying wish that the dog be put down -- and then laid to rest with her https://t.co/3ijjkDw7oH