Patrick Wade

Work school sleep

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

It will get better

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

But I'm trying!

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

😶 sometimes I just don't know what to say, or do

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Hey yall!!! I just wanted to check in and make sure @adamlevine still looks like Lord Voldemort... Yep!

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? 😘

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

people who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

"But in my mind we're somewhere in my car and it's raining hard on the streetlight glow"

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

Sooooo finished silver linings playbook... Throughly enjoyed it... Call me gay idc, just like this turtle

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

Not telling me something because you "don't want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

@youlittletwat meow

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

LIFE GOALS

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

There's no reason to b waiting longer than 30 seconds at 7-11.... This ain't no grocery store

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

5 hours left at work... And all I want to do is see my girlfriend... And have a hamburger... I like hamburgers

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

@youlittletwat that's funny

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

Me: I am actually so happy with my life right now for once. Life: Lol, hold on.

[Patrick Wade @RelaxWade]

When your girlfriend thinks she can beat you at spit 🃏🃏♦️♠️♥️♣️