Remi Shores (Taylor's Version)

Genderfluid / They/Them/Theirs / Queer Christian / Apprentice Evangelist @galileo_church / seminarian @britedivinity / ordination track w CC(DOC)

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@ricebowlemojii @erinjbeall yes yes yes come with us

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@RevSarahLocke I got them both at the same time and felt fine. Maybe a little tired the next day, but mild enough that I could't even be sure it was the shots and not just normal pregnancy stuff.

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Will I tweet (or at least think) this Anne Lamott quote every time I write a sermon for the rest of my life? Probably.

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Writing is easy. You just sit down at a keyboard and open a vein.

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Election deniers on Texas ballots this fall, according to @washingtonpost. Asterisk = incumbent.

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@justbexdavis me citing "scientific" and "research based" reasons we're co-sleeping, knowing full well it's because we just won't be able to put that baby down 😂

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@SpesInCruce Thanks be to God.

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One really fun thing about being pregnant is being seized with insatiable hunger 15 minutes before an event you're in charge of 🫠

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Yesterday, I told my mom that so far pregnancy has not made my feet grow. Today, my shoes don't fit.

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@brunetterebel10 What was weird was that it was only at like 5-6am the morning of. None the night before, or last night.

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Apparently my neighborhood shoots off fireworks for 9/11. Is this a thing? Do people do this?

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At what point will we just get blanket permission to get a booster every 3 months? Because I feel like that's what we need. (PSA: get your Omicron booster! In stock at Walgreens (by appointment)! Get your flu shot while you're there!)

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Always such a relief when I start writing and I actually have something to say 😅 that never feels like a guarantee. Like one week I'll just stand up and say, "I have not received any good word this week. The reading will have to stand on its own."

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Current mood: nesting to procrastinate homework, and then doing homework to procratinate sermon writing.

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@ndshores the fact that "beach" was in a very high-pitched voice is important.

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So I actually love the @duolingo update. I know there are some haters. But I'm pumped. Only problem: my phone still doesn't have it. When will it get to me?? (they're starting with newest users, and I've been on 10 years... how long have you been on, and when did you get it?)

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Let's just make it ok to be neither. I contain multitudes.

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Things I've only done once or twice:
--crash (into) a sermon (favorite, wish it was every time)
--untangle a sermon like embroidery floss (painstaking, monotonous, so endlessly difficult--rewarding in the end)

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Not sure I've ever "written" a sermon. I worry/wrestle/wonder sermons. What do you do that gets you to a sermon? (Doesn't have to start with W.)

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Things I wish I could do:
--battle a sermon (sword or light-saber style)
--climb a sermon
--fish a sermon
--catch a sermon
--throw a sermon

Things I wish I didn't (always) (have to) do:
--dream a sermon (always on a night I have an early morning; never conducive to much sleep)