Remo Croce

Bar Owner, Craft Beer, Philly Sports, Soccer & Endless Rambling.

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

As a dad weighing in, have kids if you want to. Don’t have kids if you don’t want to.

Children will change 100% of your life’s activities. I can’t think of any aspect of life that is not drastically changed by having kids.

It is the most consequential decision you’ll make. It is a lifelong labor of love. It’s not trivial.

“Jesus wants you to have kids.”
- Jesus didn’t even have kids

“Social security will go insolvent”
- Govt’s problem, not yours

“Your ancestors are counting on you”
- No they’re not. They’re dead.

“Bloodlines!”
- Only relevant if you are a monarch

All of these arguments are fake and dumb. Have kids if you want them, and don’t have kids if you don’t. You owe no one an explanation.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Because pedophiles are in power

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Hold ON.

You mean ANOTHER peace deal with Iran was a bullshit lie from Team Trump that certain media outlets ran with?

No WAY.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[The Good Phight @TheGoodPhight]

I really can’t put into words how insane Zack Wheeler is

Some guys don’t pitch again after that surgery never mind return to full form and better than ever in like 8 months

ABSRUD

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

Cristopher Sanchez and Zack Wheeler — in May

64.2 IP, 66 K, 7 BB, 5 ER, 0.70 ERA

#Phillies

[Covie @covie_93]

The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[ally @missmayn]

they want us to believe it’s a national security emergency to fall behind china on Ai but falling behind china on high speed rail, renewable energy and childhood nutrition is a-OK.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

How the fuck is this legal. This is so beyond insane I have no words for it.

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

One of the defining hallmarks of our modern age is that people in charge of good things are willing to make them incrementally worse for a chance to make more money, knowing most people are powerless to stop it.

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

Garbage.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

You’ll never guess Dianna Russini’s answer. In front of Vrabel no less