Renee Daemer

Chem major, bio minor. Dog mom 🐶🐾

[Renee Daemer @ReneeDaemeer]

We broke up 5 years ago 😂

[Jenevieve @imniceandsmart]

we broke up 4 years ago

[Renee Daemer @ReneeDaemeer]

@Wendys yikes

[Renee Daemer @ReneeDaemeer]

@Supercuts do you give refunds for hair cuts? My boyfriend asked for 1-2 inches off and he got a horrible bowl cut basically after he had long almost shoulder length hair. He’s in tears right now, absolutely embarrassed to go out.

[Renee Daemer @ReneeDaemeer]

Worcestershire sauce is forever known as Winchester sauce from now on.
Quote from my bf

[Renee Daemer @ReneeDaemeer]

AHHHHHH

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: An #Eragon live-action TV series is in development at Disney+. https://t.co/yiJx9IjyV0

[Renee Daemer @ReneeDaemeer]

@TheRealMangelo @aba_aggrey Honestly that’s rude and insensitive as hell. I dated a black man for years, and all those years I worried if he’d end up dead because he got pulled over for speeding. I admire the black culture. They stand for something. They held on to what little culture they were able to

[QueenBee @TeeadeolaB]

Menstrual cramps come with varying degrees of pain for different people. People, especially girls try to be less insensitive to other girls that have higher pain levels.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

yikes

[Ron @MathterP]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever hit all green lights on the way home from work?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

microdosing a heart attack by having generalized anxiety disorder

[Julia @JuliaDiRubbo]

ATTENTION 🚨🚨My dear friend Madison Schmitt was last seen last night outside Bernie’s Beach Bar in Hampton, NH. She is now missing. If you have any information about this situation please reach out and call the police!!!!

[JOR. @endorsingbitchs]

This shit got more remixes than old town road omfg

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

all ik is Bora Bora will see me and the loml one day.. speaking into existence

[des @desiraym0nique]

YOU KNOW WHAT I CANNOT STAND IS WHEN I ASK FOR SAUCES AT A DRIVE THRU AND YALL START ACTING LIKE THEY COME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CHECK

[Renee Daemer @ReneeDaemeer]

14 years later and Just A Dream by @carrieunderwood still has me blubbering like a baby in seconds.

[𝓐𝓑. @ryyaann__]

Feeling like you’ve overshared is really a disgusting feeling, like I genuinely hate that shit lmao.

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

bring back milkmen but they deliver cold brew every morning