Renee Porterfield

“Big butt. Bigger heart.”

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

@ColdStone maybe tell customers there’s a line capacity instead of letting people wait outside for 20 minutes then telling them they have to leave because you’re closing and can only help people they have already stepped inside 🤷‍♀️

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

@chrissyteigen What about frozen samoas though???

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

Talking to insecure guys on dating apps is so exhausting. If you disagree with one thing, you get cursed out and name called but their asses block you. Seeking man with balls.

[The business bitch @sikunikudumo_x]

This is the bag men carry their audacity in

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

@JeffreeStar Cried the whole time. Seeing genuine friendship and support in two people is so inspiring. Cannot wait for this makeup line

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

@shanedawson @JeffreeStar @AndrewSiwicki @Ryland_Adams @_morganadams_ @hashtagcatie But did anyone notice the trailer was 4:20❤️😂👌🏼

[Chuck Wexler @CWexlerPERF]

.@PinolePD places a wellness app on all department-issued smartphones. Helps anonymously connect officers and family members with treatment resources and other wellness information. #StopSuicide

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

@netflix ‘s Curious Creations of Christine McConnell feels like https://t.co/Mn1AAXxIPk and Morticia Addams had a baby who became a baker

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

As soon as i picked up my present I knew exactly what it was and cried the whole time opening it @chrissyteigen thanks for making Christmas dreams come true #lookingformyhangovermealnow

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

Hey @PanicAtTheDisco is it too much to ask you to perform Thong Song at @947cityoftrees? #puregold #thongsong #makemyday

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

Again! Got in my car & go to grab the chips I ordered from @ChipotleTweets & they forgot to give me some #notcool #whychipotle #iwantmychips

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

@C2DeVito @OzTheMentalist Thank you! Just watched and thought the same thing!

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

@brennerdee omg that's so great! I actually think I know what day I'm talking about 😂 great memories with you!

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

I have officially experienced getting your hair caught in a dress zipper

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

Forgot that living back at home means you're more likely to run into the people you tried to escape

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

Something's up when you're laughing at yourself laughing at your own laugh

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

"I can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone..." -A Cinderella Story

[Renee Porterfield @Renee_N_P]

"Life consists with wildness. The most alive is the wildest." Henry David Thoreau