João𓃵

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[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Hallelujah! I'll sing it when you finally do it for me.

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

I'll rather use my money to buy milk balls.

[RENDAN @RENDAN_1]

Na only me no dey spend on woman or we plenty?

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Olmo makes me cry every time I watch him in barca's jersey 💔

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Has a footballer ever been so bad he just makes you cry?

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Be patient guys. He said 18 months.

[La Pausa @lapausa_fc]

If you’re asked to pick today between Lamine Yamal and Yan Diomande, the answer is obviously Lamine.

But in about 18 months or maybe less, I’m not sure it’s going to be as clear cut.

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@Chrisunooo I hope you heal soon 🙏

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@LFCPRAISE Same way he dey use Suarez punish us for US😭

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

I won't forgive Suarez if Messi retires before the time he is meant to retire.

[𝙻𝙾𝚄𝙸𝚂 @louisarchives10]

Tic tac

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Wow 😳

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@Chrisunooo I no know the kind delusion wey dem dey chop for that Stamford bridge guy 😂

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Hazard gas will forever be funny to me. If it's not Everton or Readings, you can't see my guy.

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

Wait, wait.. you think say all them Saliba, Gabriel and Konsa go fit stop Hazard?? 😭

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Lekanforthegods really call am "litmus test" 😭

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Enzo Fernandez is a midfielder that:

— Cannot create.
— Cannot move the ball faster than Sunday league pace.
— Cannot receive the ball on the turn or between the lines.
— Cannot stop opposition attacks.

£100 Million for “box crashing” and the odd good cross. Bizarre.

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Ronaldo fan 😂😂

[Ade @son_of_uki]

there are two types of strikers: the haalands and the harry kanes.

even the greatest striker ever cannot score in every game, but this is what differentiates the haalands from the harry kanes.

these were their respective performances today. neither of them scored, but harry kane contributed and had a clear impact on the pitch, just as he does in almost every game. unlike haaland, who, if he doesn’t score, you wouldn’t even know whether he’s on the pitch or not.

this is precisely why i don’t entertain the haaland comparisons with the all-time greats (r9, benzema, suarez, mbappe and lewandowski). there’s more to being a generational striker than camping in the box and waiting for an opportunity to score.

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@bravta2bravta Cech is not better than my 101 highlight card on God.

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@mubbiemoji 😭😭😭

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@Noobsu_ogo I believe in you ogo

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@0luwadivine Na why I wan muscle up before I comot for house.

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@azeeylay Sorry??

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

Many of you dey cry for quotes, except Mubbeans wey be virgin at 30, how many una no run this thing at his age? 😂

[𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝑪𝕣𝕦𝕫 @vickyovez]

She finally came over. ❤️

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@oyewave Buy Feranmi wey dem last thursday now 😂

[João𓃵 @Renewatches]

@ney_yxx "I don't regret it" aura presido.