Renton Brax

Dad. Humanist. Skydiver. Skier.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

What is @decoyofham going to do? Take me to court and prove that it isn't real ham? Prove that it's convincing enough to be a decoy and not just fake ham? Shuuuh, good luck with that.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@decoyofham isn't even a decoy. It is real ham!

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@decoyofham has no idea how to manage an economy.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@forf1ssake Is anyone at Baku? There's no crowd, fucking empty. I've seen more people in a line for hipster croissants in Melbourne.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@abcnews Hey I cant figure out how you haven't picked this up, but not a single Australian cared about Albo not knowing the cash rate. He didn't have to recover, no one cared. That was a typical media beatup. Get some perspective ffs.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@AusElectoralCom This is brilliant. Well done. It should be used in schools to teach kids how it works.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@JohnBirmingham Restraint. Don't go too hard too early. Let yourself build back up.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

Do you all ever get the feeling that if it wasn't for the Indiana Jones movies we'd see way more people wearing nazi armbands?

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@JasonSCampbell #PegShapiro @benshapiro

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

Forget some post work? #greenhand #Brooklyn99

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@MrKRudd @4corners "ABC is out to get Fox".... yeah... its called investigative journalism. Maybe Fox should hire some journalists to tell them about it.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

How long until humanity is back to drinking mercury like their Henry the fucken' VIII? #COVID19 #mybodymychoice

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

Scott Morrison could have ordered enough vaccines for every Australian last year. He failed to do that. With Scott Morrison, it’s always too little, too late.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

Sometimes I forget twitter exists for a few months, then some poli does something stupid like spamming text messages and I remember how to yell at them. @CraigKellyMP

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@CraigKellyMP stop sending text messages you corrupt cunt. You're an irrelevant dinosaur.

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@Campster 1 like today that doubles every day. In 64 days I'll have more likes than there are grains of rice in the kingdom!

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@NoPunIncluded Do I need a jira account to play?

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@iRacing meth

[Renton Brax @RentonBrax]

@RiotBananas Racing to assemble a QF 25 Pounder Short. We used to have that shirt down. Wasn't much a fan of the hill climb before it though.