hach1

in front of the monitor most of the time - ENFJ-T- 199X basketball/billiard/valorant/wrestling/music enjoyer |
always an afterthought

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

"Love with your heart, use your head for everything else."
-@CDisillusion

[joy @yujuholic]

mariah deborah is literally born to be a star. like you can literally her eyes sparkling while she’s performing! and ang ganda ganda niya talaga🥹❤️
#ShowtimeGenZeventeen

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

@t0fuimnida hahahahahahahahahahah

[UAAPCentel @TheUAAPCentel]

🚨 BREAKING: The UAAP has officially banned women over 40 and all Visayan attendees from the Ateneo-UST game.

Arena security is strictly enforcing the ban using a mandatory vowel-swap audio test at the turnstiles. Guards will ask female attendees to say the words "Eleven" and "Internet." Anyone caught effortlessly saying "Ilibin" or "Enternet" shall have their tickets immediately revoked.

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

@ggishanwp And the discord server shenanigans hahaha. Good times

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

Die Hard

[Cultination @Cultination1]

🇷🇺🚨 Il se GAVE de VIAGRA pour un pari à 4 300$, tenir 12h au lit avec 2 femmes SANS s’arrêter, et finit par mourir d’une CRISE CARDIAQUE !

En février 2009, à Moscou, 2 femmes parient 4 300$ que Sergey Tuganov, un mécanicien de 28 ans, ne tiendra pas 12 heures au lit avec elles. Il accepte le défi.

Pour tenir, il avale une bouteille entière de Viagra. Il va jusqu’au bout et remporte le pari. Mais quelques minutes plus tard, son cœur lâche et il meurt.
(Fox News / The Sun)

[Fav @favwontmiss]

WAIT, YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ELECTRONICS TURN ON BECAUSE OF A CHANGE IN FREQUENCY CAN BE A NEURODIVERGENT THING??? BRO I THOUGHT EVERYONE COULD HEAR THAT.

[Jaypee D. Armando #NeverAgain @JaypeeArmando]

Ngayon ka pa talaga nag ayos nyan kuya? Sumabay ka pa. Pisti ka! Hahaha

[VALORANT Champions Tour @ValorantEsports]

VAS?? @ohnePixel in VALORANT?

Team Omega said “ja!”

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

Ain't it fun????

[Disney Animation @DisneyAnimation]

A world of witches is calling…Disney's #Hexed is in theaters November 25

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

TUTUTUTU Max Verstappen

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Pres. Ferdinand Marcos Jr. will embark on a working visit to Singapore on October 7-11 upon the invitation of Prime Minister and Minister for Finance Lawrence Wong.

It is Marcos’ second visit to Singapore within the year which reflects “the continued importance placed on reinforcing bilateral cooperation,” according to the Department of Foreign Affairs. | via @HarleneDelgado

[Enchanting Star Mother Lily-Yoo @lilyganados]

Ang chaka ng interface ng gcash ngayon parang bumalik sa microsoft era nung araw na ang titigas ng edges. 😂😂😂😆

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

What a reference 😂😭

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

mr president a second macbook has hit the rostrum

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

King Archer Aljon Mariano

[Nikola Vučević Magic Retrophile @MagicGilasFan]

As UAAPCentel and Hate Central has been blowing up as of late, it got me thinking about the history of slander in Pinoy hoops...

"Choke Reyes" gotta be up there as one of the greatest organic nicknames lol. Parang Westbrick ng Pinas.

[Udita Pal 🧂 @i_Udita]

the potential I see in other people isn’t real. It is a projection of what I would have done in their position.

[nana in the Amazing Digital Atelier @pinoyhawks]

not to be filipino on main but i deadass thought this was bistek tagalog

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

“That you stretch yourself so wide across other people's lives that you sometimes forget to come home to your own.”

[Liewe Heksie @LaviniaEngel]

1. Gluttony = Mukbang
2. Pride = LinkedIn
3. Lust = OnlyFans
4. Envy = IG stalking
5. Wrath = Twars & beefs
6. Greed = Scamfluencing
7. Sloth = Doomscrolling

[hach1 @RenzOneTwoThree]

YES

[keegan @FranziaMom]

I’ve said this before and I stand by it: a million kids trying to write pop punk thought they were ripping off Blink or Green Day, but almost invariably ended up doing New Found Glory riffs. If you’re playing pop punk in 2026, you’re probably doing a lot of Chad Gilbert.