Leff

My doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of it...

[Leff @Reoleff]

I've beaten the 'Pixel Placer' quest in World's Biggest Picture Cross.'

It's free https://t.co/iBUBFjha09 #WBPC

[Leff @Reoleff]

I've just completed 'Sunhat' in World's Biggest Picture Cross.

It's free https://t.co/iBUBFjha09 #WBPC

[Leff @Reoleff]

I've just completed 'Easy as Pi' in World's Biggest Picture Cross.

It's free https://t.co/iBUBFjha09 #WBPC

[Leff @Reoleff]

@BrianAnton35 https://t.co/SEVmscSBsz

[Will Arnett™ @arnettwill]

Giving Bateman a lift... 2003

[SEO Speedwagon @woodmuffin]

[singing the TMNT theme song to myself while going grocery shopping] nor-mal hu-man interaction, nor-mal hu-man interaction, NOR-MAL HU-MAN INTERA

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

Alec Baldwin always sounds like he's trying to have an intense conversation in a public library.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

The Justice League tagline is “You can’t save the world alone”

Then what the fuck were those other movies I had to watch all about? They made fuckin Batman movies, Superman movies, Wonder Woman movies and they all seemed to save motherfuckers WHICH ONE IS IT?! IT CANT BE BOTH!

[Leff @Reoleff]

@lasermcawesome @KVR216 "There goes my hero 
Watch him as he goes"

[Leff @Reoleff]

@KVR216 @lasermcawesome Holy shit

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

What did you think of Inglourious Basterds? https://t.co/tqZjdZcBhN

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Holy shit, WalMart.

[mr. joshua @pants]

Family Fun

[Leff @Reoleff]

@RandyRRQuaid Nice picture!

[Dan McQuade @dhm]

“Stone Cold” Steve Austin has stunned 46 percent of the people in this photo, including the president.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

"Why am I not asleep?" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Trump said yesterday no one cares about his tax returns. @RonWyden & I have a bill requiring their release. Retweet this if you agree w us.

[Leff @Reoleff]

@lasermcawesome Haha! I can't stand Pronger but that's great.

[Leff @Reoleff]

@lasermcawesome https://t.co/3gUTsYobqm